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Wario_man's Shows

Animes

One Piece

Dragonball Z

Cartoons

Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends

Invader Zim

Spongebob Square Pants

The Angry Beavers

The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy

Other

Becker

Even Stevens

That's So Raven

Lizze McGuire

Phil Of The Future

That's So Raven

The Weird Al Show

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.hack//Infection Part 1

.hack//Mutation Part 2

.hack//Outbreak Part 3

.hack//Quarantine Part 4

Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King

Mario Kart: Double Dash!! 

Metroid PrimeMetroid Prime 2: Echoes

Monster Rancher 2

Pokemon Emerald

Super Smash Bros. Melee

Wario_man's Wish List

.hack//G.U. Vol. 2.

hack//G.U. Vol. 3

.hack//G.U. vol. 1//Rebirth

Diddy Kong Racing

Donkey Kong(working title

)Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Metroid Prime 3: Corruption

One Piece Unlimited Adventure

Pokemon Battle Revolution

Pokemon Diamond

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team

Pokemon Pearl

Super Mario Galaxy

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

WarioWare: Smooth Moves

Yoshi's Island DS

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Well that's that style done! I won't do that again! Anyway has the title says hiya people! How ya'll going?

Who Said It? October 9

This is a  quote is from a movie made around the 1980s!

"These floors are dirty as Hell and I'm not gonna take it any more!"

Anybody? Post it here or PM me your answer!

Anyway, it would seem I'm adopting random users blog styles so can you guess who it is this time? I will choose someone every now and then so check out peoples blogs! *I suppose I should say check out your friend's blogs regularly anway but alas check out friends that I'm also friends with seems to be the case* OK so what's happening in my life you ask? *OK so you may have been thinking it!* Well while I am enjoying my school holidays I have to study for my exams which will show up FIRST DAY BACK! ARGH! Oh well that's life! So how are you guys going?

Polka Blog #1!

That's right! Here I will post some polka songs and the user made videos to go along with em! I don't think I'll be able to post all the lyrics to all the songs but maybe if you listen reeeealy carefully you can figure them out yourself!

Angry White Boy Polka: http://youtube.com/watch?v=W4W3cwRGhzE

Bohemian Polka: http://youtube.com/watch?v=OfLX7zE6jxw

Polka Your Eyes Out: http://youtube.com/watch?v=HlKp9ezzXBo

Polkarama: http://youtube.com/watch?v=JCAt9WcCFbM

 

[LAST RESORT (Papa Roach)]
Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a... if I cut my arm bleeding
This is my last resort
'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Nothing's alright, nothing is fine
I'm running and a-crying

[CHOP SUEY! (System Of A Down)]
Wake up! (Wake up)
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
(Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup)
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable

You wanted to
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
You wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
You wanted to
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
You wanted to

I don't think you trust
In my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die, die, die
D-d-die die die die die
Hey!

[GET FREE (The Vines)]
I'm gonna get free
I'm gonna get free
I'm gonna get free
Ride into the sun
She never loved me
She never loved me
She never loved me
Why should anyone?

(Come here, come here, come here)
I'll take your photo for ya
(Come here, come here, come here)
Drive you around the corner
(Come here, come here, come here)
You know you really oughta
(Come here, come here, come here)
Move out to California

[HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO (The Hives)]
Do what I want 'cause I can, if I don't because I wanna
Be ignored by the stiff and the bored because I'm gonna

Hate to say I told you so, alright
Do believe I told you so
Now it's all out and you knew
'Cause I wanted to

[FELL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL (The White Stripes)]
Fell in love with a girl
I fell in love at once and almost completely
She's in love with the world
But sometimes these feelings can be so misleading
Can't think of anything to do
Yeah, my left brain knows that all love is fleeting
She's just looking for something new
Yeah, I said it once before but it bears repeating, now

[LAST NITE (The Strokes]
Last night
She said
"Oh baby, don't you feel so down
When you turn me off
When I feel left out"

So I (what'd you do?)
Well, I turned around (right around)
"Oh, baby, gonna be alright"
It was a great big lie (big old lie)
'Cause I left that night
Yeah

[DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS (Disturbed)]
Ooh ah ah ah ah!
Ooh ah ah ah ah!

Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me

Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Get up!
Come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift that has been given to me

[RENEGADES OF FUNK (Rage Against The Machine)]
We're the renegades of funk, we're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk, we're the renegades of funk

[MY WAY (Limp Bizkit)]
This time I'm a let it all come out
This time I'm a stand up and shout
I'm a do things my way
It's my way
My way or the highway

This time I'm a let it all come out
This time I'm a stand up and shout
I'm a do things my way
It's my way
...or the highway
[OUTSIDE (Staind)]
But I'm on the outside
I'm looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors
'Cause inside you're ugly
Ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you

BAWITDABA (Kid Rock)]
Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy
Diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy
Diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie

[YOUTH OF THE NATION (P.O.D.)]
We are, we are
The youth of the nation
We are, we are
The youth of the nation
We are, we are
The youth of the nation
We are the youth of the nation!
Hey!

[THE REAL SLIM SHADY (Eminem)]
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please, please
Please stand up

Slim Shady won't you please stand up?
(Stand up Shady, Stand up)
(Stand up Shady, Stand up)
(Stand up Shady)
Shady won't you please stand up?
Hey!

Angry White Boy Polka

Anyone Ever Been To Ebay?

Yes, no, maybe, what's Ebay?, who's this maniac and why's he talking about Ebay? Well here's a song anyway!

Ebay

(parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys)

Yeah
A used...pink bathrobe
A rare...mint snow globe
A Smurf...TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house...is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy...your knick-knack
Just check...my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy...your tchotchkes
Sell me..your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sail)
(Hey! A Dukes of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah...(I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
(Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why...The kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay

Weird Al Yankovic Poodle Hat 2003

A Complicated Song

This is a song Weird Al made for his Poodle Hat album back in 2003. Enjoy

A Complicated Song Weird Al

 (parody of Complicated by Avril Lavigne)

Uh huh... extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me

Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
19 extra larges  what a shame
No one came
Just us, eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I faced
Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity

Tell me Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take the laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no

I was feelin' pretty down
Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me
Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddenly spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son of a gun
It's just like the one on me

Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no

I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see

Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience , oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag now... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
Oh no

Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (Yeah yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no

I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead!

Y'all heard me! Or read me anyway! Here ya go! Enjoy!

  I don't care about your Karma.
I don't care about what's hip.
No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do.
I won't swim in your jacuzzi.
You can't make me settle down.
I'd rather kick and jump and bite and scratch
And scream until I'm blue.
I may as well be hyper,
As long as I'm still around.
'Cause I'll have lots of time to be laid back,
When I'm six feet under ground.

I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead

I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

When are you
Cosmic cowboys
Gonna get it through your head?

I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

I can't stand the smell of incense.
I don't really like to jog.
No Joni Mitchell eight-tracks in my car. (ooh)
I hate anything organic.
Even health food makes me sick.
You won't catch me sipping Perrier
Down in some sushi bar.
I tell you, now's the time to go for
All the gusto you can grab.
You'll have plenty of time to be low-key
When you're laid out on the slab.

I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

When are you
Cosmic cowboys
Gonna get it through your head?

I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when i'm dead.

Ow! Bopcat!

I don't want no part of that vegetarian scene.
I won't buy me a pair of designer jeans.
No redwood hot tub to my name.
I got all that I want,
And if it's all the same to you,
I don't need a course in self-awareness
To find out who I am.
And I'd rather have a
Big Mac or a Jumbo Jack
Than all the bean sprouts in Japan!

So don't ask me what I'm into.
I don't need to prove I'm cool.
I'll break your arm,
If you ask me what's my sign.
I won't tell you where my head's at.
I don't need to see no shrink.
Psychosis may be in this year,
But I'm really not that kind,
And I'm in no hurry to be casual.
In fact I think I'll wait
Until I'm pushing up the daisies.
(Like, wow, man, can you relate?)

I'll be mellow when I'm dead,
I'll be mellow when I'm dead,
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

I'll be mellow when I'm dead,
I'll be mellow when I'm dead,
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

I'll be mellow when I'm dead,
I'll be mellow when I'm dead,
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

Weird Al Yankovic

Grrrrr! Wario_man Is Bored!

Is there anyone out there that can unbore me? My cousin is over here sleeping over and that's what he's doing! He's asleep right behind me now the lazy little! So anybody wanna chat, talk, converse or DO SOMETHING?

Wario_man's Updated Weird Al Collection!

This here is the total of all the Weird Al songs Wario_man now has in his possession!

1.I'm So Sick Of You

2.Talk Soup

3.The Plumbing Song [parody of "Baby Don't Forget My Number" and "Blame It On The Rain" by Milli Vanilli]

4.Everything You Know Is Wrong

5.Gump [parody of "Lump" by The Presidents Of The United States Of America]

6.Airline Amy

7.Spatula City

8.UHF

9.This Is The Life 

10.Taco Grande

11.You Don't Love Me Anymore

12.Livin In The Fridge [parody of "Livin' on the Edge" by Aerosmith]

13.The Night Santa Went Crazy

14.Buy Me A Condo

15.She Never Told Me She Was A Mime

16.Since You've Been Gone

17.Grapefruit Diet

18.Germs

19.Albuquerque

20.Your Horroscope For Today

21.Truck Drivin Song

22.The Weird Al Show Theme

23.Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

24.My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder

25.Midnight Star

26.Genius In France

27.I Remember Larry

28.When I Was Your Age

29.Cable TV

30.Christmas At Ground Zero

31.Dare To Be Stupid

32.Don't Wear Those Shoes

33.George Of The Jungle

34.Good Enough For Now

35.Good Old Days

36.Gotta Boogie

37.Happy Birthday

38.Hardware Store

39.I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead

40.Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung

41.Mr. Popeil

42.Nature Trail To Hell

43.One More Minute

44.Slime Creatures From Outer Space

45.Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White

46.Such A Groovy Guy

47.That Boy Could Dance

48.The Check's In The Mail

49.Why Does This Always Happen To Me

50.You Make Me

51.Syndicated Inc [parody of "Misery" by Soul Asylum]

52.Harvey The Wonder Hamster

53.Party At The Leper Colony

54.Wanna B Ur Lovr

55.Callin In Sick

56.Melanie

57.One Of Those Days

58.I Was Only Kidding

59.Angry White Boy Polka

60.Bohemian Polka

61.Hooked On Polkas

62.Polka Party

63.Polka Power!

64.Polka Your Eyes Out

65.Polkas On 45

66.The Alternative Polka

67.The Hot Rocks Polka

68.A Complicated Song [parody of Complicated by Avril Lavigne]

69.Achey Brakey Song [parody of "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus]

70.Addicted To Spuds [parody of "Addicted To Love" by Robert Palmer]

71.Alimony [parody of "Mony Mony" by Billy Idol]

72.Amish Paradise [parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio]

73.Another One Rides The Bus [parody of "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen]

74.Buckingham Blues [originally a parody of "Jack & Diane" by John Cougar Mellencamp, but changed into an original for the record]

75.Cavity Search [parody of "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" by U2]

76.Couch Potato [parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem]

77.Eat It [parody of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson]

78.E-bay [parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys]

79.Girls Just Want To Have Lunch [parody of "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper]

80.Here's Johnny [parody of "Who's Johnny ("Short Circuit" Theme)" by El DeBarge]

81.I Can't Watch This [parody of "U Can't Touch This" by M.C. Hammer]

82.I Lost On Jeopardy [parody of "Jeopardy" by Greg Kihn Band]

83.I Love Rocky Road [parody of "I Love Rock 'n Roll" by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts]

84.I Think I'm A Clone Now [parody of "I Think We're Alone Now" by Tiffany]

85.I Want A New Duck [parody of "I Want A New Drug" by Huey Lewis And The News]

86.Fat [parody of "Bad" by Michael Jackson]

87.It's All About The Pentiums [parody of "It's All About The Benjamins" by Puff Daddy]

88.Jerry Springer [parody of "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies]

89.King Of Suede [parody of "King Of Pain" by The Police]

90.Lasagna [parody of "La Bamba" by Los Lobos]

91.Like A Surgeon [parody of "Like A Virgin" by Madonna]

92.Living With A Hernia [ parody of "Living In America" by James Brown]

93.My Bologna [parody of "My Sharona" by The Knack]

94.Ode To A Superhero [parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel]

95.Phony Calls [parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC]

96.Ricky [parody of "Mickey" by Toni Basil]

97.She Drives Like Crazy [parody of "She Drives Me Crazy" by Fine Young Cannibals]

98.Smells Like Nirvana [parody of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana]

99.Stop Draggin My Car Around [parody of "Stop Draggin' My Heart Around" by Stevie Nicks with Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers]

100.The Brady Bunch [parody of "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats]

101.The Saga Begins [parody of "American Pie" by Don McLean]

102.The White Stuff [parody of "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" by New Kids On The Block]

103.Theme From RockyXIII [parody of "Eye Of The Tiger" by Survivor]

104.This Song's Just Six Words Long [ parody of "Got My Mind Set On You" by George Harrison]

105.Toothless People [parody of "Ruthless People" by Mick Jagger]

106.Trash Day [parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly]

107.Yoda [parody of "Lola" by The Kinks]

108.You're Pitiful [parody of You're Beautiful by James Blunt]

109.Isle Thing [parody of "Wild Thing" by Tone Loc]

110.Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars

111.Trigger Happy

112.Spam [parody of "Stand" by R.E.M]

113.Dog Eat Dog

114.Generic Blues

115. Don't Download This Song

116.Waffle King

117.Frank's 2000" TV

118.Bedrock Anthem [parody of "Under the Bridge" and "Give It Away" by Red Hot Chili Peppers]

119.The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota

120.Headline News [parody of Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by Crash Test Dummies]

121.Spy Hard [theme from the motion picture "Spy Hard"]

122.Bob

123.Its Still Billy Joel To Me [parody of "It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" by Billy Joel]

124.Polkamon

125.School Cafeteria

126.Polkarama

127.White & Nerdy [parody of "Ridin' Dirty" by Chammilionaire]

128.Pancreas

129.Canadian Idiot [parody of "American Idiot" by Greenday]

130.I'll Sue Ya

131.Virus Alert

132.Confessions Part III [parody of Confessions Part II by Usher]

133.Weasel Stomping Day

134.Close But No Cigar

135.Do I Creep You Out [parody of "Do I Make You Proud" by Taylor Hicks]

136.Trapped In The Drive-Thru [parody of "Trapped In The Closet" by R.Kelly]

137.I'll Repair For You [parody of "I'll Be There For You" by the Rembrandt's]

138.Young, Dumb and Ugly

139.Traffic Jam

140. Jurassic Park [parody of "MacArthur Park" by Richard Harris]

Anybody Remember Larry?

Well I sure don't! Oh wait my grandad's name is Larry, hmm.. Anyway! Here's a Larry related Weird Al song!

 Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door
Well, he always was the neighborhood clown
Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures
And posted copies all over town
Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn
Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawn
What a crazy kid Larry was, always foolin' around

I Remember Larry

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try

Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair
'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo
And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap
And filled my toothpaste tube up with glue
All those wedgies he gave, all those shoestrings he tied
All those brownies he made with the Ex-lax inside
Oh Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try

You know I couldn't help but laugh
Even though he treated me like slime
Remember when he cut my car in half?
Well, he really got me good that time!

Say, do you remember when I broke in Larry's house
Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag
Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest
And stuffed him in a big plastic bag
If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say
But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today
He would have to agree with me it was a pretty good gag

Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try
Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try
No matter how I try

Oh, I remember Larry