This here is a story I made up! Using the genius that is my brain!
Wario is in his garage tuning his motorcycle when Waluigi bursts in:
Waluigi: Wario! Look!
Wario: Whaddya want!? I'm tryin to fix my bike over here!
Waluigi: Forget about that! Princess Peach has been captured again!
Wario: What do I care if that useless blonde has gotten herself into trouble again?
Waluigi: Does a $5000000 reward sound good enough to care?
Wario: Yeah! Let's a go!
Wario and Waluigi hop onto their motorcycles and race off.
Mario is off to save Peach and Luigi is in an Italian resturant eating with Daisy when Mario runs in and grabs Luigi just as he is about to kiss Daisy and takes him to Mario's Red Rider:
Luigi: Hey what's up bro? You're cutting into my fun time!
Mario: We can worry about that later! Peach has been kidnapped and Wario and Waluigi are of to take the prize money!
Luigi: So we want the prize money?
Mario: No we want Peach!
Luigi: Oh I get it! So who gets the money?
Mario: Who cares?
Luigi: I just wanted to have some cash on the side for Daisy and myself!
Mario: Give it a rest!
Luigi: [mumble grumble]
Mario: What was that?
Luigi: Nothin
Mario: Good now let's go!
Wario and Waluigi are speeding along when Waluigi's motorbike runs out of gas.
Wario: What's up? Why'd you stop?
Waluigi: Well I uh...
Wario: You're outta gas!?
Waluigi: I guess I didn't fill it up as much as I thought!
Wario: Well that's just great! What are we supposed to do now?
Waluigi: I could ride on your bike.
Wario: No way! There aint no room!
Waluigi: So what do you want me to do?
Wario: Hmmm... Theres a gas station back that way!
walk your bike over there, get ya gas filled up andI'll wait here!
Waluigi: Fine!
Waluigi trudges over to the gas station and fills up his bike. Just as he is about to set off again he sees Mario and Luigi in the distance. Waluigi jumps on his bike and zooms over to Wario who is sleeping.
Waluigi: Wario wake up!
Wario: ...wha?...uh?
Waluigi: It's those goody goody twerps!
Wario: What!? What could they want?
Waluigi: They probably wanna rescue the princess first!
Wario: Rats! We better get goin!
Wario and Waluigi start riding but the Mario brothers catch up.
Mario: Pull over Wario!
Luigi: We are going to save the princess!
Wario: No way I call dibs!
Waluigi: Yeah! So beat it losers!
Mario: No way!
Luigi: We will race then!
Wario: Fine but first let me give ya this!
Mario: Hmm?
Wario throws a Bob-omb at the Mario bros. and blasts them out of the competition.
Mario and Luigi: That wasn't fair! They pass out
Wario and Waluigi: Later losers! Ha ha ha!
Wario and Waluigi zoom of into the sunset
Meanwhile at Bowser's Castle Peach is locked up in a cell:
Peach: Let me out of here you monster!
Bowser: Silence! I will not let you out!
Peach: What do you want with me!?
Bowser: I am going to lure your boyfriend Mario into his demise!
Peach: No! Not Mario! Don't hurt him!
Bowser: HAHAHAHAHAHA! There is nothing you can do! I will win this time!
Baby Bowser [In a room done the hallway Baby Bowser and Bowser Jr. are playing video games]
Yo! Older me! Get us some chips! Jr. and I are hungry!
Bowser Jr.: Yeah! Hurry up dad! We're starvin in here!
Bowser: Mumble grumble rotten kids with there video games and their chips why I outta...
Baby Bowser: What took ya so long?
Bowser: Take ya damn chips!
Bowser Jr.: Took ya long enough! These better be worth the wait!
Baby Bowser: And just what do you think we're going to wash all this down with?
Bowser: I uh...
Bowser Jr.: Get us some soda!
Bowser: Bah! Mumble grumble kids always wantin soda and chips and stuff never happy...
Peach: Kid troubles?
Bowser: Can it you!
We check back on Wario and Waluigi as they stop to rest
Wario: So where is this Bowser chump's castle anyway?
Waluigi: According to this map we are pretty close! We just have to wait another few hundred miles and:
Wario: It's the Mario brothers again!
Waluigi: Don't they ever give up?
Wario: They're not gonna beat us to the prize money!
Waluigi: I don't think they even want the money!
Wario: What a waste! If they get the princess first that means we don't get the money! That just won't do!
Waluigi: Wait they're stopping, I wonder what they want
Mario: I call a truce!
Wario + Waluigi: A truce?
Mario: Yes! We all want to rescue the princess so we all should team up!
Wario: Not so fast! We don't all want the same thing! Me and my bro want the money!
Mario: And me and my bro want the princess!
Wario: Hmmm fine! But stay out of my way!
Luigi: Are you sure about this Mario?
Waluigi: You sure you wanna team up with these wimps Wario?
Mario + Wario: Not much of a choice I guess!
Luigi + Waluigi: *sigh* All right then.
The next morning the gang wakes up and starts their treck again
Mario: You guys ready?
Wario: Ready has we will ever be!
Luigi: Right then let's go!
Mario: So you know the way Wario?
Wario: Ask Waluigi he has the map!
Waluigi: Yes I know the way! Sheesh! A guy takes your money, beats you up and lies a few times and people think you can't be trusted!
Wario: I know! I don't understand that either!
Luigi: What's that creepy looking place up ahead?
Waluigi: That's the valley of bones, a graveyard of all sorts of things! Scared Luigi?
Luigi: N-no I'm not scared!
Wario: Then why are your knees knocking like maracas?
Luigi: I'm just exercising ok?
Wario: If you say so!
Soon a large tremor is felt by the gang and a huge bone dragon emerges from underground:
Bone Dragon: Who dares disturb my slumber!?!
Wario: We dare! Whatcha gonna do about it chump!
Bone Dragon: You dare to challenge me!?
Mario: Yes! Bring it on!
Luigi: *faints*
Waluigi: Why did you even bring that guy anyway?
Mario: He's my brother he had to come!
Bone Dragon: Are you just gonna sit there and yap or are we going to do battle?
All: Let's a go!
Waluigi uses his wiry body to dodge the dragon's attacks while Mario attacks it's legs knocking it over.
Wario then grabs the dragon by the tail and swings it of over the horizon.
Mario: Phew! That was close!
Wario: Nah that was easy!
Luigi: [Waking up] Did we win?
Mario: Yes Luigi we won.
Luigi: Good thing I was here to help out huh?
Wario: Why you little...
Mario: Yes Luigi, we couldn't have done it without you!
All: Onwards to the castle!
The gang breaks into Bowser's Castle and proceed to look for Peach while Bowser is dealing with problems of his own:
Bowser: Will you kids SHUT UP! I'm trying to practice my evil victory speech!
Baby Bowser: You shut it! We're tyin to watch TV and all we can here is you deliverin you're crappy speech!
Bowser: Why you little brat! How dare you talk to me like that!
Baby Bowser: What are you gonna do? If you hurt me it'll only hurt you since I am the younger you!
Bowser Jr: Yeah stupid!
Bowser: Curse you rotten kids! Wait can I still hurt you Bowser Jr?
Bowser Jr: Nope! They got those new laws now and don't get me started on DOCs!
Bowser: Double curses! Curse you governmental laws for children! CURSE YOU!
Back with Mario and co.
Mario: He has to be here somewhere!
Wario: He's like 7 feet tall! How can we not find him?
Luigi: I'm not complaning!
Waluigi: You will be once I kick your...
Mario: Wait! I think I see a hidden passage way through there!
Wario: Who woulda guessed? Maybe your not too much of a chump after all!
Waluigi: Well what are we waiting for? Let's go!
Luigi: If it's all the same to you I think I'll wait here!
Wario: Sure kid! You stay there and fight all the strange and evil things they got around here!
Luigi: You know what? I think you might need me in there so I'll just come along!
Wario: Thought as much ya little twerp!
INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!
Bowser: Looks like they have arrived!
Baby Bowser: Bout time! I was gettin bored with this story!
Bowser Jr: No pressure just don't screw up!
Bowser: I can take the Mario brothers easy! Time to go greet my guests!
Mario: Bowser! We found you!
Bowser: Of course you did! I live here! WHAT! Why are you other guys here?
Wario: We're here to beat the stuffin outta you and get that money!
Bowser: *Gulp* This may be tougher then I thought!
Mario: Get him!
Everybody beats up Bowser painfully. Sorry I can't describe it, it is to much for this kind of rated story.
Bowser: *Pant* lucky sho... passes out
The Bowser kids go up to Bowser and chastice him for losing
Mario: Let's go get the princess!
The gang proceeds to locate and free the Princess:
Peach: Thankyou very much for saving me!
Wario: Don't mention it! Really!
Waluigi: Just get us the money and we will be gone!
Peach: O-of course come with me back to the castle.
They all head of to the castle, the Wario brothers get their money and Mario gets his princess.
The End