Well, it appears the Great Gods of Gamespot have found me worthy of another level increase. I have now achieved the lofty heights of... *dramatic pause*

BLASTER MASTER!

It sounds kinda impressive, actually. Less like a bug, and more like someone who knows their way around a futuristic firearm. :D

Now all I gotta do is start the long slog upwards again. The pinnacle of the mountain - where the Gods themselves hold sway - is somewhere far, FAR above me yet. Must resume my Journey on the Path...