So I've been on gamespot for almost a month now. I've noticed some things, done some stuff...

I wouldn't recommend anyone do either.

But in this one thread where the TC asked where do we come from, this was my post.

I know where I come form...

Ashtead in the U.K

And I know where I am now... Florida

Let us examine the evolution of the wiffle.

-Born in Ashtead, UK the pre wiffle, commonly known as a snuff, thrived in its childhood environment. There was an abundance of food, juices and entertainment.
-As the environment changed, education loomed on the horizon. The Wiffle had to once again evolve, into a form we know as ,Wiffleoctopus. In which a young wiffle had to multitask and do many household chores as well as homework. Wiffleoctopi are very advantageous in this sort of area.
-Trouble on the horizon? With the Wiffle's source of food (parents) moving to these United States, the Wiffeocotopus was at risk. A new continent? Surely the Wiffle would have to adapt, or evolve to meet this new challenge. Say hello to the Wiffle Snuff! Able to communicate with colonials the Wiffle Snuff is able to live within colonial society, blending in as... one of them.

Did you know? When a Wiffle feels frightened or threatened, it can squirt ink from a ballpoint pen to deter its attackers.

-The current political, socio economic environment is quite harmful to Wiffle's natural habitat. Employment is now an issue, as is income. Luckily, parental units still provide the Wiffle Snuff with fresh fruits and vegetables. But the Wiffle will need to evolve once more if it is to survive in this harsh new recession environment.

So... As you can see. I know where I came from.