I set out to find a picture of this weeks legendary game character and while doing so i stumbled across an article that explains him way better than i could, so i decided to steal it...
So without further ado i present to you an article which has had precisely zero input from yours truly, check it!

When you think of the Castlevania Series, ten-to-one says that the name "Simon Belmont" will come to mind. Those of you that think "Alucard" would be wrong, while those of you that think "swiss cheese" should leave this website immediately. Simon is the definative hero of the Belmont lineage, while Alucard was just lucky enough to star in one of the most successful CV games to date. If it was Simon and not Alucrad in that game, you know everyone would be hailing Simon.
Simon came from simple roots. He worked a day job at the local bookstore, where he made little monay, as most of the populace of Transylvania at the time was illiterate. In the evenings he fought evil, nasty things in crypts and dungeons... or had impure thoughts of Maria, who technically came 100 years or so after Simon, but that didn't stop the impure thoughts.
Simon's claim to fame came the day Castlevania appeared. For anyone else, a castle appearing out of no where would seem rather odd, maybe even strange or different. But not so for Simon... not that he'd actually seen castles appear before, and in fact it was rather strange, odd, and different for Simon, but in a rather expected way that only the really cool and dashing, and those who's family's history is intertwined with appearing castles, have.
In otherwords: He knew it was coming before it even knew it itself... or something...
And so it was that Simon went to this appearing castle, facing his destiny... which to his friends, co-workers, and the people who saw him in the street, made rude comments about him behind his back, and generally forgot to bathe, seemed certain death. But he surpirsed them all. He didn't die, nor did he run screaming into the night (unlike his second cousin, Bruce Belmont, who faced the Wandering Banshees of Transylvania, and survived only by running and soiling himself). He came out on top. He defeated Dracula... And all he had was a silly little curse to deal with.
Dracula, in a bout of intelligence not seen in later games (or earlier games depending on how you look at it), had cursed Simon. If his body was not put back together and his corpse resurected within a certain time, Simon would die. Simon was not a big supporter of this plan, and so he set off to try and find the body parts of Dracula, which the Dark Prince's minions had secreted across the countryside.
It comes as no surprise to Simon's fans, and those who have played his video games, that Simon succeeded (unless you play like I do, in which case he can't even get out of the first town). And yet, with Dracula defeated twice, Simon somehow is called into battle AGAIN.
Somehow the Dark Prince once again comes back from... well... wherever it is he goes when he is defeated. Maybe Jersey... And so Simon goes to Castlevania and defeates Dracula.
For those counting, that's three times (or four, if you count Vampire Killer, which I think takes place in the continuity around the same time as Castlevania... maybe even five, with Haunted Castle, which barely is in the continuity at all...). How many times has Alucard had to fight Drac? Twice, and he had help once. You don't see Simon needing the aid of a Buddy System to fight evil. He just has his wits and a really short leather skirt.
And that's why he's the man.
All words and pictures stolen from www.inverteddungeon.com
Simon Belmont Game apperances:
Castlevania NES
Castlevania II Simon's Quest NES
Super Castlevania IV SNES
Castlevania Chronicles PS1
Vampire Killer MSX
Haunted Castle Arc
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