ME: You claim to be chocolate raspberry truffle flavoured.  I can certainly smell the raspberries, or whatever chemical it is that they put in you to make my brain think of raspberries...but why can't I taste the raspberries?

COFFEE:

ME: This would be more serious if I had never tasted raspberries before, you know?  I'd be seriously disappointed either in you or, more probably, in raspberries.  I might even come to think of them as just a pretty-smelling fruit that lacked substantial flavour.  This would do raspberries an injustice, as they tend to be quite tasty.

COFFEE:

ME: I mean, you just taste like regular coffee, although you have a nice scent about you.  Where do you get off claiming to be flavoured, though?  I could see you claiming to be chocolate raspberry truffle SCENTED...but flavoured?

COFFEE: What's it to you?

ME: What about truth in advertising, or truth in product labels?

COFFEE: Yeah, about that...I'm gonna have to give you acid indigestion now.

ME: Okay.  Hey, I think I tasted raspberries on that last sip.

COFFEE: Get your mouth away from me.