Ahhh....my precious!

When I said "Bring it on a**hole" you knew I was kidding, right?

That's it, put me through to the White House, I need to talk to Pres. Bush about the bombing of random locations.

New, top-of-the-line scissors for the perfect haircut!

On the next episode of Jackass...............

Just how many times do I need to lock you up till you stop smoking all those cigars?

Never leave the scene of a crash my a**, their insurance can handle that!

That's it, I'm outta here, big motherf***ing Metroid Primes are where I draw the line!

Just remember, drink one glass of Jesus juice everyday.