Today is a great day… well everyday is a great day when you've got a PS3… but today is special… my Mum is going out so I can play Killzone 3 online rather than against the bots in the Botzone.

My brother says Botzone was put there to keep "annoying little pricks like you" away from the online game so that people "like you don't bugger up the game for everyone else" but I don't care… and I didn't react when he said that to make it more apt they should have called it "Buttzone" as all Sony do is hammer their loyal fans up the back passage at every chance they get.

He also got all preachy about my not being old enough to play the game at all but I just stuck my tongue out at him and said "Ha!" before going back to watching "Rastamouse" on the TV… man that mouse is cool.

Next thing he just slapped me on the back of the head told me to "grow a pair you sad little tw4t before walking off.

I shouted after him that he was just jealous because he didn't get to play Killzone 3 because he owns a 360… all he did was laugh as he went back to his Crysis demo… he must have thought that was very funny because he was still laughing when I found out that Mum had changed the password on our wireless network so I couldn't go online… not fair… just not fair.

I asked my Dad what the new password was but he just said, "Get lost your spoilt bar steward" before turning the TV over so he could watch one of his "foreign films" which, from what I heard my brother sat, includes a woman "with a pair like a dead heat in a zeppelin race who does something unbelievable with a Great Dane" so I couldn't even watch TV anymore.

My brother offered to tell me what the new password was if I gave him a million pounds but I haven't got that much money, he then said that Sony wouldn't have that much money soon either as it's currently illegal for PS3's to be brought into Europe… LG have said some lies about Sony and the Court believed it so loads of PS3's are being "impounded" as they enter the ports and harbours… as they've technically been sent to the warehouses does this mean they still count when Sony announces it's next load of "Sales" figures?

My brother then made some joke about the woman in the film being "Pounded" but I didn't get the joke… it must have been a joke because he and Dad were both laughing as they slammed the door in my face.