I think I'm going to have to write a Deus Ex fanfic. This goes against almost all of my morals concerning this sort of thing, and I probably need to be slapped for it. To make matters worse, there's almost certainly going to be a blatant self insertion and wish fulfilment aspect to it as well, as well as using a canon character (Jensen), although hopefully I can stear well away from Mary Sue and her ilk. Hopefully.