Just this week there was news/rumor of a remake of Predator, the week before there were news and rumors of remakes of Creepshow and Friday the 13th and then there's the countless others that are already in preproduction or are being shot as I type this. This news is the last straw, I'm totally sick of this ****. Seems that lately besides minor updates on stuff we already really know about or maybe even just a little bone of info on a lil indie film. The only news that been coming from the Horror sites is remakes. How many ****ing remakes do they have to make? I remember not even 10 years ago, I'd be talking with a group of horror fans in my film production class back when I first went to college and one of them would just mention a title I had never heard of. I'd ask about it and get a little idea of if it was something to invest some time into looking for. I'd then look up the title in one of my horror video book (like Terror on Tape, ect...) and if I was still interested I begin my quest to find it. Some times it would take months to find that tape, whether it was looking through old video shops, rare video dealers, flea markets and my last stop would be Chiller Theatre, sometimes I'd find it, sometimes not and other times I would find it for an outragous price and say forget it. But when I did find it for a reasonable price, it was like finding a lost treasure, sometimes it would be the gold I sought and others well a petrified turd. But still I felt good about finally finding it and adding it too my ever growing collection.
Some years later Anchor Bay finally started putting some of these rare and hard to find films on video (though it seemed countless of them were on LD) and it opened a new world for the people in my group. We could now easily see these films and didn't have to break the bank or pool cash together to try and get a copy and more importantly, it removed the constant searching and wasting away those hours on the weekend we could have spent doing more creative things (not to mention the time for booze). Then along came DVD and then the floodgate was opened for these films and they were even easier to come across now thanks to most online shops carrying them.
Some of these movies are meant only for the hardcore horror, gore and cult movie fans and wont appeal to most of the masses and besides the people these films are aimed at usually know of, have seen or own them. So why waste the money retelling something that probablly will end up bombing at the theater or not even do to well on DVD due to the hatred they get from the fans themself. Then theres the movies that are well known, maybe not alot of people have seen them but at least there's a chance they've at least heard of them. So they remake them it and it will cause them to maybe check out the original. But of course the fans end up hating the remake and are usually so devoted to the original they could give a rat's ass about what the new people think, since they might end up liking the remake more. Then there's the popular to somewhat popular films, you know of them cause they play them on cable or regular tv at least once a month or sometimes wear the hell out of the film. So why should they remake these films? For a new generation? I saw the original Predator was playing on FX like 8 times or more last month and not to mention the local channels or even when AMC was showing it around 5 or 6 times a week awhile back. You could always go down to Blockbuster (or any other rental store) and rent the thing or go to any number of stores and buy it and sometimes that's cheaper than the rental price.
So what's my point to all this crap? Well its quite simple instead of wasting time and money ruining a beloved film by some snot nosed music video director, why not just restore the original (they seem to be doing that left and right now for DVD so it wouldn't be that huge of an investment) and re-releasing the originals to the theater (even if only a limited or touring release) and let the new generation find out first hand on the big screen why we love these films so much and for many of us, it would be a chance to see the original how it was meant to be seen, on film and on the big screen. I remember when I was a child and Disney would re-release their older animated films and of course my parents would take me to experience, since most of these films they saw the same way as a child and they were just as entertained re-experiencing the film as I was just discovering it. I remember as a child a local theater around here was showing House of Wax and in 3-D to boot, my dad made sure I got to experience my first 3-D movie on the big screen and he got a kick out of seeing it again. As I grew older and there would be some re-releases I made an effort to make sure I got to see the film, everything from Wizard of Oz, Gone with the Wind, Cassablanca, The Ten Commandments to Heavy Metal, Faces of Death, Godzilla (56) and Night of the Living Dead. And it was wonderful seeing these films shown the way they were meant to be seen but now they seem happy with just making a peice of crap and relying on it's name to make money while cutting out the heart and soul of the original like a black mass sacrifice.
I will grant that there have been a handful of great remakes, The Thing, The Fly, ect... (I would put the so called remake of Dawn of the Dead in there but it's not a remake, it's a damn fine zombie film trying to use the originals title to grab attention, when it would have been just as good under a different name.) But most of the time and I mean like around 95% or higher, these remakes are nothing more than studios running out of originality and relying on a known or somewhat known name to make a quick buck. Most of these films were made by struggling filmmakers, just trying to get a shot in the movie business. They were shot on a shoestring budget and that forced the filmmakers to be as creative as possible to make the most impact with little money, they poured their heart and souls into these films and sometimes they would spend up to four years or more of their lives working on their goals and visions. Yes these would later become classics but still too hand a guy that's only made music videos and has an MTV like mentality 15 or 20 million bucks and tell them to redo it. That's just bull ****. If you're gonna remake it at least hand it over to someone who has great love for the source material or even influenced by it and understands it. Not some flash in the pan filmmaker/s (I'm looking at Emerach and Devilen, for what you did to Godzilla) or someone that's only done music videos and have no idea what the original was (Looking at Bay now, wtf, he said the remake of TCM wouldn't be as gory as the original, did he even see it, the original's not even  ****ing gory ) and wait for them to piss all over what us hardcore fans love. This **** has got to end.
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