I was on a website, and this thing popped up, about taking an IQ test. Normally I ignore this crap, but it said "Are you smarter than Miley Cyrus?" I hate the fact that Cyrus Jr. gets to be instantly famous, just because of her dad. She should have had to work harder than she did to become so famous. Anyway, so I was thinking "I am smarter than Miley Cyrus, so I will just ignore this" but I saw that her IQ was 125. That is above average, so that got me worried about if I actually was smarter than her. I mean, if I saw her somewhere, I would like to be able to yell "Hey b*tch! I'm smarter than you!" So I took an IQ test online. I should probably mention now that George Bush's IQ is 125. So his IQ is the same as Cyrus. The PRESIDENT has the same IQ as a 15 year old actress/nothing. Anyway, I took the test. My IQ is 145! Not only did I beat Bush and Cyrus, but that puts me in the genius category. I am not exactly sure that online tests are accurate, but every test I take online has the same results, from 145-149, so I am some kind of genius. I am guessing in the English-related stuff. That's right, a genius said "stuff". So no one should feel bad if they go around saying "stuff".

So I found out that I am a genius. But that doesn't make me as happy as the fact that I BEAT MILEY CYRUS! So if for some reason, Miley Cyrus is on Gamespot, ha ha ha ha ha! Please, people, pass the message along that Yakman Blergenschnaushki is smarter than Miley Cyrus. I want this message to reach her. I want her to know that I am 145 and she is only 125. HA HA HA HA!

That is all.