[QUOTE="Yakuza-Dragon"]

Lets imagine if last pay day a guy made a wise choice to buy a Xbox 360, a flat screen TV, Resident Evil 5, Oblivion, and Grand Theft Auto: Episodes From Liberty City instead of an escort. 2 weeks later, payday is 2morrow and he hasn't had sex in a month. He's debating on getting a video game or an escort. If he gets the escort, he will have to live off of $100 for the next 2 weeks, however he doesn't have any bills to pay and all he has to buy is food. The games he's thinking about getting are: Batman: Arkham City Reckoning Skyrim Mass Effect 1 and Dead or Alive Extreme If he gets a high priced game he's only gonna get one but if he gets Mass Effect 1 he's also gonna get Dead or Alive Xtreme because together they are $30. Its obvious why he wants to het Dead or Alive Xtreme because he will get to spend time with several fine women on an island but looking at those **** and asses in thongs will make him want a real woman even more. Shokuld he get a escort and get some sexual satisfaction or get a video game and be horny as hell for the next 2 weeks. By the way, he makes low wages so getting a free girl is impossible

Ghost_702

[QUOTE="Jackc8"]

A little secret about women: if you've got to pay for it it's not really worth anything.

worlock77

Another little secret about women: you end up paying for it no matter what.

Lets imagine if last pay day a guy made a wise choice to buy a Xbox 360, a flat screen TV, Resident Evil 5, Oblivion, and Grand Theft Auto: Episodes From Liberty City instead of an escort. 2 weeks later, payday is 2morrow and he hasn't had sex in a month. He's debating on getting a video game or an escort. If he gets the escort, he will have to live off of $100 for the next 2 weeks, however he doesn't have any bills to pay and all he has to buy is food. The games he's thinking about getting are: Batman: Arkham City Reckoning Skyrim Mass Effect 1 and Dead or Alive Extreme If he gets a high priced game he's only gonna get one but if he gets Mass Effect 1 he's also gonna get Dead or Alive Xtreme because together they are $30. Its obvious why he wants to het Dead or Alive Xtreme because he will get to spend time with several fine women on an island but looking at those **** and asses in thongs will make him want a real woman even more. Shokuld he get a escort and get some sexual satisfaction or get a video game and be horny as hell for the next 2 weeks. By the way, he makes low wages so getting a free girl is impossible

l

i kind of wish that aiming with the helicopter was easier but i guess this makes the game more challenging

[QUOTE="Yakuza-Dragon"]the city is big and alive. its not just some big area with npcs walkin around. there's life 2 this city. u can call up your homeboys and go do stuff like shoot pool, bowl, go drinking, or go to the club. u will also hear some interesting and funny conversations with your homeboys.

wanna get a girl. the prostitutes and strippers are back, but u can also go to an internet cafe and hook up with girls off the internet.worlock77

You can do all those things in GTA 4 too.

s

Wow, this would give an English major a seizure just from a cursory glance.

Also I didn't understand any of that, or the point of this.

SPYDER0416

bro do u ever text girls, girls like it when u text in a non sophisticated way. oh and my fault for the end of the title i don't know how that mess got at the end

i'm gonna review this game like it should be, and that is acting like grand theft auto 4 didn't exist. rockstar has done us a favor and created a more fun and exciting game with episodes from libery city. the graphics have finally gotten the upgrade we've been waiting a long time for. characters, clothes, cars, buildings and environments are all highly detailed and smooth. no longer do we have to settle 4 low resolution cartoon graphics.

the city is big and alive. its not just some big area with npcs walkin around. there's life 2 this city. u can call up your homeboys and go do stuff like shoot pool, bowl, go drinking, or go to the club. u will also hear some interesting and funny conversations with your homeboys.

wanna get a girl. the prostitutes and strippers are back, but u can also go to an internet cafe and hook up with girls off the internet.

the ballad of gay tony has a real interesting feature to it. and that is clubs. the story has to do with your character luiz and this gay mob boss name tony who are trying to keep things going good in the club business. but u can also experience the club without going thru the story missions. wait until night a u can go hang out at the club. u can get drunk, dance, and get u a girl in the club. this was a very interesting feature. u go up to a girl to dance with her and the game enters a dance mode where u push buttonsin rhythm to the beat and what the screen tells u. dance good enough and the girl will kiss u, go to the bathroom with u and give u some in the club. oh yea!!!

i haven't played lost and damned yet but it looks like its good too. i can definitely tell u, ballad of gay tony is fun. u got a cool main character and some cool and funny side characters as well. if u was bored as hell with nikko and that lame story, u will definitely wanna check out episodes from liberty city. i have no complaints about it and i can truly say its one of the best games i've ever played