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The quality of my personal hygiene...revealed!

All right...here's a confession I make to my family and friends constantly, but I've never made it over the internet: I hate showering.

It's not that I don't like being clean, or the feel of the water...it's not my grape-scented shampoo, the minty conditioner, freshly scrubbed feet, or the delicious way my hair feels freshly done that makes me not want to shower...

It's all of that work.

My husband calls me a cat, and although I dislike cats, I believe he's onto something. Cats are so boring and lazy, they sit and lick themselves but don't do much else. This is how I feel, 9/10 times. Showering requires at least 5 minutes of prep time, the actual shower takes anywhere from 15-30 minutes, depending on how much I want to shave, and then...there's all that work after. I have to blow dry my hair (I've tried the natural look. It doesn't look pretty on me.), flat-iron it, moisturize, do make-up if required...then find an outfit....ugh.

I'm even writing this blog post just so I can delay taking a shower...

Is there anything you go completely out of your way to avoid doing, even when you know you should embrace the day and do it?

Update: I have successfully evaded taking a shower for 3 more hours! Yay!

Heh...2nd Update: It's 4:30, I posted this at 12:30...and I'm off to get clean. Wish me luck.