Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
Here's a tough one for ya. Where's my scary stories!? ROAR. maybe he's switched to this

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