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#1 Zap-O-Matic
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[QUOTE="Taxpaying_Acorn"][QUOTE="arsios"]Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Here's a tough one for ya. Where's my scary stories!? ROAR.

maybe he's switched to this
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#2 Zap-O-Matic
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[QUOTE="-911-"]Grape Juice is better than Orange. You Sir I Believe Have Fail'd. ;)Quent1015
No, you lie. Grape juice is the bane of man, and should be considered toxic. ... Plus, it stains the carpet.

apple juice is teh winna!!!!!!!!!!1
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these :::: :roll:- :o -:|- :oops: -
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#4 Zap-O-Matic
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yo G where ya been?
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[QUOTE="Zap-O-Matic"][QUOTE="steppinrazor88"][QUOTE="Zap-O-Matic"]you say dude one more time im taking you to your crazy aunt sandy that you've never heard of and make you listen to her sing showtunes!!!!steppinrazor88
dude??? u can't do that dude!!! i heard she's crazy and that she'll rape me dude?? this i s y i hate u dad!!! ur not a cool dude....

but i'll give you 64 tons of ice cream if you stop saying dude :D

c that's how i know u don't even know me dude!!! i don't even eat ice cream like that dude!!! i had 10 cavaties as a kid dude!!! NO ICE CREAM DUDE!!!!

then.. how about a lambo.????
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#6 Zap-O-Matic
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I dunno dude...gotta see the reviews first...dude!Greenwhitegreen
:evil: NOT YOU TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and maybe
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[QUOTE="Zap-O-Matic"]you say dude one more time im taking you to your crazy aunt sandy that you've never heard of and make you listen to her sing showtunes!!!!steppinrazor88
dude??? u can't do that dude!!! i heard she's crazy and that she'll rape me dude?? this i s y i hate u dad!!! ur not a cool dude....

but i'll give you 64 tons of ice cream if you stop saying dude :D
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#8 Zap-O-Matic
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Im pro abortion since it's mostly rednecks who are against it. Well I hate rednecks with their accents and low Iq's, abortion is the only way to stop em from multiplying.Jelle87
dude, thats generalizing BIG time, im not a redneck (hate nascar, and both my parents, me and my brother have never drank over a beer in in months time)
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you say dude one more time im taking you to your crazy aunt sandy that you've never heard of and make you listen to her sing showtunes!!!!
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#10 Zap-O-Matic
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huh?