Seriously, no one wants to know about your day. Or if you took a dump.

Most games these days let me blow through the medium/normal difficulty without even breaking a sweat, or losing a life. Games back then, required you had reflexes of a god. Some where even impossible(Battletoads for the NES) There is an exception. Gungrave: Overdose. That game is hard. IT WILL KICK YOUR ASS! NO JOKES! IT WILL HOP OUT OF THE PS2 AND KICK YOUR ASS! You play 3 bad ass dead guys. Grave,Juji, and Billy. Billy uses a guitar that shoots electricity, AUTOMATICALLY THE COOLEST! But anyway, games are just to easy. Maybe thats why kids suck when they play old games. But then again, kids playing old games is rare. Because most kids are washed over by graphics these days. But going on with NES games. That NES controller was designed for destruction, who hasn't thrown a NES controller in anger after losing to a boss with no continues left, in which the boss had 1 heart left? It also maybe because games are starting to take on the role of interactive movies with 20 minute long cutscenes. Man I hate RPGS.

All they did was play music, like any other band. Bleach sucks, except for "In Bloom". Although, they did create Grunge. So they insta suck. Although, I have to hand it to Courtney Love. Getting away with killing Kurt must have been hard.

You may argue. "Jak and Daxter!" "Jamie and Adam!" "Bill and Ted!" Well, STFU! No duo can come close to the awesomeness of Beavis and Butthead. NO ONE! There retardedly hilarous. Always getting away with things that could get you murdered or deported. They also don't have to swear to get laughs. Just an utter of "Bunghole" from Beavis will make me chuckle. Not to mention "Beavis and Butthead in: Virtual Stupidity" was a great adventure game. If your an idiot who can't understand the humor of Beavis and Butthead, get dead. Right now. Cornholio, will be the best counterpart brought on by coffee, ever! Beavis and Butthead: Do America kicks a$$. I also can't forget, they "review" music videos. Very hilarously. Buy some B and B DVD's, or you'll fail at life.

It's because your music SUCKS! Metallica blamed Napster for it's lack of sales for there 2 cd's. But the reason for the lack of sales *Le Gasp* BECAUSE THEY WHERE DOG SH!T! It seems everything that came out of music industry recently sucks a$$. Why? Because people are afraid to market people with actual talent, who arent camera friendly. They pay millions for dumba$$es like Britney Spears and Mariah Carey just to dance around in skimpy clothing barely able to hold a tune. TATU is another example, "OH! THERE LESBIANS! LETS BUY THERE CD'S EVEN THOUGH THEY LACK ANY TALENT!" I remember tapes, they were like 8 bucks for one? I can't imagine that, I mean look at all the metal and plastic used for it. CD's now cost $14-$18 dollars? WHAT!? EVEN THOUGH IT COSTS A COUPLE CENTS TO PRESS THE COPY AND A FEW BUCKS FOR THE PLASTIC AND THE COVER/BOOK! So, in a place we call reality, CD's should cost 4-6 dollars, EVEN LESS THAN THAT($1-2)! But they have to make money somehow eh? And don't get me started on diskman, there pieces of sh!t. You can barely do anything without the thing skipping. Hey everybody out there, fight the good fight. Download music all you want! I download Metallica songs out of spite!

Recomended Console: X-box, comes with "Making of" Videos and Prince Of Persia 2. Now, I have played alot of games in my life. But none have affected me like Prince Of Persia SOT. The game is like a story book, when you pause the prince says "Shall I go on" or if you die "No, that's not how it went.*Resumes play* Now where was I?" The game is amazing in terms of graphics, but Graphics don't matter. Its the gameplay, and this game has tons of it. This game has an awesome rewind feature, if you die or if you wanna see that fight again. The game has some combat elements, but the best part of this game is the platforming. The prince is very agile and can perform all sorts of maneuvers, my favorite is the running up against walls abilities. You can ugrade the prince, by finding sand clouds or health increse fountains. You can get the prince new swords, but those are few in far between. The love story in this game is very well written, and not tacked on like most other love stories. Your wondering "How can he rewind time?" well, with the dagger of time. The dagger can be used as a weapon. But is mostly used for time travel. The game is short, you can finish this under 4 hours. It's easy. But there are 2 unlockables, Prince Of Persia 1 and 2. Definetly pick this up, skip Warrior Within, it's music sucks, the love story inst there, the prince is an a$$hole, and it's darker than goths. But for you dumba$$ goths, its a definete game for you. NOW SLIT YOUR WRISTS!

DO IT NOW!

Honestly, they are a no bullsh!t band. Slipknot pisses me off, they think there cool by wearing masks. But there actually dumba$$es. Korn, was an ok band until they went pu$$y. Linkin Park, is complete emo goth bullsh!t. Most people who listen to Linkin Park also cut there wrists and shop at hot topic. That reminds me, people who shop at Hot Topic and Star Bucks should be shot. But going on with The Ramones, they formed in the 70's and released the first true punk album in 1976 "The Ramones" predictibly enough. The Sex Pistols, The Clash, Green Day, etc. It's all garbage compared to The Ramones. As sad as it is, The Ramones didnt reach commercial success... never. They never got a hit in the top 40's, they only got 4 songs in the top 100, and there CD's never sold huge amounts of copies, only enough to get them by. Also, for me. There CD's never sucked. Most CD's nowadays consist of only 1 good song on them. But not the Ramones, I can think of alot of good Ramone songs from one album. I could never forget the loud, but quiet yell of "1-2-3-4". Also, The Ramones never broke up because of emotional troubles. They always stuck together, until they went there seperate ways in 1996. Enclosing: Don't let your kids grow up listening to f@ggy punk bands like Good Charolette. Give them The Ramones, you'll be happier you did. Recomended videos: I Don't want to grow up. Pet Sematary. Rock and Roll High School. Spiderman. I wanna be Sedated.

I can't stand them. Vegetarians are fine, but Vegans take it over the line. I work with one, always b!tching and complaing about us eating meat. She usually gets on my case, I usually eat the most meat(Sub Sandwhich). I caught her a few times throwing it in the trash. I haven't met one where they wouldn't stop saying "MEAT IS MURDER!" I also hate PETA. Telling children that meat will kill them if they ate it. I also saw a sign saying "Feeding meat to children is child abuse!" I mean what kind of bullsh!t is that?! Meat is nutrious dumba$$.