1. Spam Conan O'Brien's e-mail with requests to be a guest on his show, claiming that your hair is better than his. Do not give up, do not falter, persistence is key.
2. When Conan caves and offers you a guest appearance, turn him down with the excuse, "I am currently in the middle of WW3 with a swarm of naked mole rats in my back yard."
3. Grow a mullet, mix it with a side part. Don't ask questions, just do it.
4. Show up for the time slot Conan offered you anyways, and throw a toddleresque hissy fit before they even turn you down, they will cave and let you go anyways.
5. Ask Conan why he didn't just take one for the team and put out with Oprah to keep his job on The Tonight Show.
6. Then ask "How do I become a game developer? Is it true that it takes a lot of work?"
7. Pick yourself up off the street, turn to the Conan Security Crew and point.
8. Go home, strip to your boxers(or boy shorts if your a girl), grab a bag of Cheetos Puffs,turn on Netflix and watch "The Warriors."
9. Have the epiphany, "I am special, and mom wasn't just saying that because I have the IQ of a Chihuahua. I'm going to develop the best game ever! And people will bow before my awesomeness."
10. Sit as your desk and stare at the black screen of monitor, while realizing that you sold your computer for a case of Keystone Light because you thought you could be as cool as Keith Stone if you drank it.
11. Run for President and win, trust me, you can't lose against those losers running against you.
12. Declare yourself as the Dictator of the Free World and then force your subjects to make your amazing game idea.
Good luck! Although if you follow this plan, you will absolutely not need it.
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