I spend all together too much time listening to Metallica. Whenever I have nothing to do, I put on my headphones and start headbanging to Sad But True, or Fight Fire with Fire. I just can't stop. It's starting to mess up my life, because now I'd rather listen to music than bathe or even go outside.

Sometimes I'll fall asleep listening to Battery. BATTERY! It's a song written about beating people up, and I'm falling asleep to it. I have Disturbed and Anarchy Club on my MP3 player, too, but I never listen to them.

It's affecting my friendships, even. Now I yell "Gimme Fuel Gimme Fire Gimme That Which I Desire" when I double on my friend's bike. Why? I dunno. It's just random, now. I play Frets on Fire, (a sort of Guitar Hero clone that allows you to add whatever songs you want) and ALL I HAVE are Metallica songs!

Do I need help? Am I in trouble? Am I evil? F*** yeah I-- damn it! I'm doing it again!