A descent into Madness...
by _Sheogorath_ on Comments
Well... where to begin? Begin to go where? I do not know. As the new Madgod, I sit here upon my throne, wondering wherever did Jyggalag and the old Me head off to? Back to the seas of Oblivion? Forward to the oceans of Creation? I hate water. Especially salty water. Makes my mouth dry. Madness. What is it? Two of one or one of two? Both Dementia and Mania sit side by side in My realm constantly bickering amongst one another. Trying to gain favour they are! But the realize not how to gain favour the rightly way. For favour only comes about to those who do not actively seek it! Har, those fools in the Sacellum Arden-Sul. What were their names again? Arctus of Mania and Dervenin of Dementia was it? Or was it Arctus of Dementia and Dervenin of Mania? Who cares. Regardless my champions, for it is time for me to begin my succinct treatise on Madness. Madness. Giver. Taker. Lover. Hater. Two sides. One coin. Both heads. No tails. Madness. There you have it. Meditate on what I have given you. Seek out and pester My Mazken and Aureal... they enjoy being taunted. Throw rocks at them! They LOVE that! Make sure to hit them on the head, CLANG their helmets will ring! Hah! Wabbajack, Wabbajack, Wabbajack!