so on the weekend i was partying it up as usual. me and my buddy headed out to one of his friend's houses for party. so we get there and i dont know anyone. i try to mingle with these people and they are all very very sketchy. so at this point im really sketched out right but i just keep pounding the booze. Eventually i succumb to the alcohol and pass out. my dumbass buddy then leaves for the bars with me passed out on the floor at this party. Well to make a long story short, i wake up, feel a stinging pain in my crotch, i go to the bathroom to check it out, i whip it out, and what do i see? bite marks on my dong! someone at this ****ing party had bit my dick when i was passed out. who the hell does that?
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