Tie a leash around its neck, and then tie the other end around your waist! Then it'll never leave you! Unless it gnaws both of your legs off. In which case it wasn't my idea. It was Chuck Norris'. Let's see you hit him...AliasUK
That was the stupidest and cruelest thing I've read all day. You sir are an ass.
OK so this really cool girl(who he likes) was at my house, talking to his mom. Anyway, his mom went out and my owner and her were alone talking. She went to the toilet and I came in the living room and farted. It stunk very bad. I left the room just as she came back.
She looked at him and he said "It was the dog!", but I could tell she didn't believe him. She looked at him, pulled a strange face and said: "I gotta go, see you around".
Well if your dog's a puppy than it'll take time for the bond to form. My dog's 7 and by now every time I come home she's so excited to see me she starts shaking. We had to put up a baby gate to stop her from running out the door to see us when we come home. espoac
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