I watched "Titanic" last night on DVD, and because of that, later in the night I had a dream I was starring in the Mel Brooks version of the film with jokes, parodies and satires in it and all the fun stuff that made parodies funny before "Epic Movie" and "Meet The Spartans" ruined all that. The first time I had this dream a year or so ago, it was Kirk Cameron and Alicia Silverstone as Jack and Rose; this time it was Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgins. A few of the scenes I recall and made up after I woke up:

* Cameo of Kate Winslet as Julie the Cruise Director

* Very slippery pool scene as people climb out then slide back in

* Cruise is overbooked so the crew stick one guest in an elevator disguised as a room. He's changing clothes as it stops between floors. The crew finally get tired of one passenger constantly complaining so they toss him overboard and give the overbooked guest his suite, but now the first guy has to share his suite with the ghost of the obnoxious guy.

* Rose's mother desperate to get her daughter married puts her in a bra that inflates her bra size and then getting her to promise that she has sex on the first date.

* Leslie Neilsen as the captain very obnoxiously boasting his ship is bigger and faster than their's. When he needs help, they have to decide whether they want to help.

* Neilsen running his ship with an angry fist, constantly warning his crew not to hit an iceberg. The moment he shows compassion and leaves them in charge, guess what happens?

* Bar scene: "Can I have some ice" as the iceberg pokes through.

* Britney Spears as played by Nicole Parker singing "My Heart Will Go On." When Zac and Vanessa as Jack and Rose take the stage to sing, passengers start leaving the lounge because they've heard those HSM songs way too many times, but they return when it's a different song.

* When the ship starts sinking, the crew goes into a massive cover-up insisting "Someone left the water running" to "We're just going through the rinse cycle." When one passenger asks if the ship is sinking, one crewman says, "Why do you want to start a rumor like that?"

* After the ship sinks and Rose and Jack are floating in the ocean, the camera pulls back too far to reveal the dorector and camera crew on the far side of the water tank.

* As Rose is bobbing in the ocean, she recalls the air bra her mother put on her, pulling a cord, inflating the bra and saving her life.

* Rose in the present after asked what happened to Jack. She has a flashback to burying him in the basement of the house after a big fight. She lies to the crew of the Keldesh and claims he went down in the ship.

* As old Rose is tossing the necklace over the side, she changes her mind and keeps it, the spirits of the Titanic victims now climbing over the rails.