I was watching this show on TruTV called "America's Dumbest Criminals" where celebs like Todd Bridges, Tonya Harding and Danny Bonaduce riff and remark on wierdos in crime footage. There's some weird people out there, and I got to thinking, what sort of things do cops say when they pull over celebrities, and it got me into my current blog:

Said to Mark Hamill: "You know this isn't a land speeder, right?"

Said to Dominic Monaghan: "You know we move slower here off the island, right?"

Said to Reese Witherspoon: "For America's sweetheart, you sure have a foul mouth!"

Said to Adam Savage: "So, what kind of myth are you busting now?"

Said to Lindsay Lohan: "Can you pull your sweater back on, ma'am?"

Said to Eric Estrada: "Didn't learn anything playing Ponch all those years, huh?"

Said to Charlie Sheen: "No, sir, I don't need a beer, and I don't think you do either!"

Said to William Shatner: "We prefer much less than warp speed here, sir."

Said To George Eads: "Just because you play a cop on TV doesn't give you the right to drive like one."

Said to Paris Hilton: "Oh-no, you again!!"