A while back, I tried to start a few fake Hollywood rumors mixed in with some real ones. I am now here to do it again:

Paris Hilton is moving to Eithiopeia in order to discover their secret for losing weight

The 2008 season of CSI will include a Bones crossover.

Hugh Jackman is in talks to star in a big budget version of Hogan's Heroes that will focus more on action but remain faithful to the series

Melissa Joan Hart is planning to jump start her career by appearing in Playboy

Britney Spears is getting her own TV series playing a struggling pop star with Teri Polo as her mother

Jason Bateman and his co-stars will be returning in a big budget Arrested Development movie with popular celebs playing the extended Bluth and Funke family

Clint Eastwood is the illegitimate son of Stan Laurel

David Lettermen is retiring from late-night; his chosen successor: Jerry Seinfeld

Owen Wilson is starring in a big budget Greatest American Hero movie with Mitch Pileggi as the FBI Agent

Everytime Lost stars a new season, a Hawaiian shaman has to exorcise the area they will be filming

Brendan Fraser turned down the Nicolas Cage role in National Treasure

Kelly Clarkson has an identical twin brother who fills in for her when she can't make appearances

Michelle Ryan was paid a huge settlement to walk away from The Bionic Woman so NBC could cancel it

Justin Guarini has given up his singing career for comedy and acting

Simon Cowell is the illegimate child of Benny Hill

The High Cardinals of the Vatican tape every episode of Saving Grace

Zac Efron got his start acting in Pampers commercials

Billy Ray Cyrus has a secret dream of doing Opera

Shannen Doherty is returning to TV in a horror series developed by Sam Raimi

An upcoming Star Trek movie will have buried references to both the Stargate and Battlestar Galactica TV series

Cole and Dylan Sprouse saved the hotel set from The Suite Life of Zach and Cody when it was cancelled to have a real hotel built around it.