1. Horror Movie Stars (Christopher Lee is the only one still alive...)

2. Comedy Teams (like Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello....)

3. Sitcom Theme Songs

4. End Credits That I Can Read

5. Classic TV Reruns

6. Made for TV Movies (Once in a while, a good one popped up....)

7. Short On-Coming Features Before the Movies at the Theaters (they've got commercials now!)

8. Regular TV Seasons (I have to wait till January for Lost and American Idol?)

9. Reality-free TV

10. Decent Cable Rates (If I'm paying $60 a month, internet, phone service, a cell phone and a personal assistant better come with it!)