I've often said, that if anyone were trully telepathic and could look inside my head that it would look like a TV flipping channels. Between endless episodes of The Benny Hill Show, The Munsters, Hogan's Heroes, Bewitched and others, I'm often imagining....

1. Dark Shadows - Now into its thirty-third season and still most of the prime cast, the series includes the children of the characters all grown up now. Current storyline involves Angelique's daughter Sara (Sara Michelle Gellar, the third actress in the role)

2. Eight Simple Rules - In this version, Bridget (Kaley Cuoco) only pretends to be stupid as she hides a life as a costumed crimefighter (that's "superhero" for you chronicly comic deprived) while Kerry (Amy Davidson) struggles to bust her identity

3. Grounded For Life - In this version, Lily Finnerty (Lynsey Bartilson) conceals a life of mysticism and witchcraft from her parents as she builds a fortune she hides from them

4. According To Jim - In this version, I play Jim married to Cheryl (Courtney Thorne Smith) and I'm not a contractor but a writer and paranormal researcher

5. The Beverly Hillbillies - Picks up where the series left off with Jeff Foxworthy as Jed, Ashton Kitcher as Jethro, Mila Kunis as Elly Mae and Kelsey Grammer as Drysdale

6. Britney - Britney Spears plays the demi-god great-granddaughter of a daughter of Aphrodite and lives on Earth using her godly powers as a costumed crimefighter (again, that's "superhero" for you chronicly comic deprived). The first season ended with her nemesis played by Lindsay Lohan, a daughter of Poseidon, releasing her cousin, played by Christina Aguilera from the Underworld.

7. The Suite Life - My version focuses more adventures around Maddie (Ashley Tisdale) and how she percieves London (Brenda Song)

8. Haunted Lives - Melissa Joan Hart hosts this series visiting haunted locations and often joined by TAPS, Patrick Burns and Yvette Fielding

9. Montana Jones - Montana Jones (Renee O'Connor) travels the world battling ghosts to collect artifacts and treasure in this series that combines Indiana Jones, Lara Croft and National Treasure

10. Immortal - Roy Dotrice plays Zeus masquerading as a mortal man posing as the patriarch of a wealthy American family in Olympia, Washington - actually the Olympian gods living on Earth - think of it as the mythological version of Dynasty