I just got back from the optometrist. In my defense, I shall use the quote:

Glasses are for cool people.

We were discussing black holes in science yesterday. You know that these days, just saying the word 'black' is considered racist(it's just a widely known joke). Here's the dialogue:

me: Hmmm...Black holes.
Louis: Stop being so racist.
me: Fine. "African American" holes.
Louis: Uh...
me: If there are "African American" holes, do you think that there are "Caucasian" holes?
Louis: Never mind.
(10 minutes later)
Carey: I'm just trying to answer the questions about black holes.
me: *gasp*
Dario: Stop being so racist Carey!
me: I know! We call them African American holes!
Dario: Don't you mean African holes?
me: Maybe.
Dario: So racist...

Disclaimer:

That whole incident was not intentionally racist. It's just that many things are considered racist these days and people in my grade like to overreact more than others these days.

Also, if anyone I know happens to read this, I didn't do it!!!

gotta get back to my stupid homework...