Call me bitter or hypocritical, i could care less. I can't stand how stupid (Too bad there are censors) most young adults, teenagers and damn children are. For the young adults it's getting piss drunk and making a caca load of noise, acting like they're the freaking gods of the damn field. In teenagers it's worse though, first of all they (almost all)
think they can intimidate me, me a person with a shorter fuse than a hand grenade and less patience than a dieying 80 year old man and when it results in them getting their hands stuck up their arses (I managed it once on a particularly annoying kid) they cry about it and come in damn droves as if they where the Americans trying to take me over as if i where Irak. Secondly, they make even more noise, hipping and hopping smelling of damn drugs all the time (Mostly weed) and just being obnoxious arses all the time. Thirdly, the threats....Oh the threats "See you after school with my friends". Yeah whatever they all act so tough and threaten me, but I easily dispatch of the 4 "Friends" they brought (Thank you Judo) they run away like damn rats. Now children, the worst of all. "But they can't think of themselves!" , yeah right, however they can rummage through the pantry and annoy the crap out of me. Always saying the dumbest things, arguing with someone who clearly knows more than them...

Ugh, sorry for this, seems like I'm having a breakdown. My tolerance is reduced and every moving thing is a damn target for my fist.Next thing you know I'll end up in the damn Er for the third time.

So, after months of putting off this hard and difficult task i finally cleaned my desk.

Now that may not sound like much of an accomplishment, but it is. First i had to remove a thick stack of science papers i had written over this school year of 118 days + exams. Then take off around 20 notebooks i bought for the year, all around 400 pages long. That weighed more than 2 PS3s. I then threw out two quite thick standard english school board math books, even though I'm in a french school board. Then i move my HP photosmart C5280 all-in-one closer to my wall, since it was getting in the way of my arm while i used my mouse.

I threw out a bunch of books that i don't read anymore and put my new Adobe photoshop CS3 for photographers, Opus dei by Michael walsh, I am america (and so can you!) by stephen colbert, Fast food nation by Eric Schlosser,the complete idiots guide to Windows Vista, a sudoku puzzle book and Bones to ashes by Kathy Reichs in my desktop book holders.

I kept my "Chandelle combinee", wasabi peas and Japanese mixed crakers (My space snacks) behind the laptop that is currently being used. I put my glasses in my second cabinet with all my cds, stapler, rubix cube, other laptop, sleeping pills and graphics tablet.

I also dusted my desk with a swiffer duster and cleaned it with some clorox "serviettes desinfectantes'. Now it's all sqweaky clean, should last me a week.

I've noticed that whenever i post my view on something in Off-Topic, everyone bashes it. Jack wipes. My view are my own and yours are yours, i doubt you would like it if i bashed your, no matter how decent they sound. When i post about something i find ok, everyone else hates me for it, well that's their problem, different lives make different views. I do believe that what i think of human life and my absolute disregard of it comes from what i've experienced earlier in my life and because of that i've been Suspended once and moderated 9 times, 9 times in 400 something posts, a bit much huh?

Anyways i think that if i said a bit about myself and stop being so reserved, some people may understand me and maybe understand why i really couldn't give a **** about life in almost any way, so here goes.

Greetings, I'm 15 years old. My real life name is Devon. I just finished secondairy 3 (A.K.A: Grade 9) and passed everything (French, english, science, gym, art, canadian and quebequer history) and failed Math, my weak point. Right now my life is going at a snail's pace, nothing special is really going on.

Now it's from the ages of 6-14 that i've become the way i am. 6 was the age i was when my mother married a man who seemed to be nice. He was not, to make it short he was one hell of a saddist, never treating us as humans and always mocking us. He almost killed my first cat too, who had been temporarilyparalyzedbecause he threw him against the wall. Although I'm nothing like what i use to be, those kind of things stay with yoursubconsciousness. Also, since i hated him so much, that hate growing everyday he existed, i now really hate most people.

My father was no better, just last summer he remembered i existed and expected me to go to his place, ordering me around like i was a minimum wage waiter. I refused, i let him leave, telling him i was packing my bags and then closed and locked the door. I sent him a text message saying i was not going to go to his place, somehow he sweet talked his way in. When i tried to close the door on him, he forced it open and then the me on the floor and punched me in the face several times while cutting of my air. That's when no one was home. So i ended up going and i would now love to see him die a slow and painful death, it was his mistake.

If that does not give you insight on what i say on off-topic, well then i can't help you.

It's been two times that i know of that people have posted my name on the off-topic forums. One saying i was god and the other that i have the coolest name on gamespot. (Although, you have to admit my pictures is teh coolest.)

I'm still trying to understand why.... It's weird, not that i don't like it, more glory and popularity for me! Although i think i may be the most hated OT poster, for obvious reasons. So keep posting! I won't hold you back, because i know you love me..

EDIT: ...I just figured it out! Doh! I'm such an idiot, but then again, i had to drink all the green tea my girlfriend made me, i hardly have the time to think between running to the bathroom and playing Monster Hunter Freedom 2nd Gen.

Today was actually an eventful day, thank god, it's about time i had one.

Being a teenager and going to the high school i go to, i learn to hate everyone around me even more (Delightful, init?). I got into a fight today, actually i haven't been in a fight since Secondairy 1. (Grade 7) and I'm currently in Secondairy 3 (Grade 9).

This morning, in my most irritable state, i had slept at my girlfriend's place last night and had to get up earlier to get to school (Which starts at 8:45am). I got my ass out of bed went to the bathroom and on the way resulted in me stepping on the cat and the cat stratching my foot.

When i go to school i waded through the crowd to my locker, now people mess with me, attempting to piss me off since I'm 6'5 and that they think that taking down the tallest will give them glory. So a guy in my **** that i hate very much, was being his usual self disturbing the peace and setting off firecrackers in the hallways in the morning. Great. For the first time i told him to stop it, please. He just said "Dans tes reves" (In your dreams), i called him a piece of **** fartface and that if he did not stop i would shove his glasses into his eyes and set his koran on fire (Always pisses people off, love it). Well he obviously got pissed and threw a punch that caught me in the jaw, i laughed and turned around to face my locker. He then threw an insult that would result in his doom (Humor me?), he called my girlfriend a sluty North korean that should go back to killing her family. Well, i don't take those sort of things lightly and broke his nose, he screamed ow and then i took his arm and bent it behind him and broke his pinky finger, he started crying, finally (Thanks to some TV show i came up with this) i took his bag, took out the firecrackers and stuffed them in his underwear and lit them with my Zippo. I then took a moment to enjoy his crying as the firecracker went off in his pants and his public humiliation.

My whole day was brightened up thanks to him and his exploding pants. And my girlfriend is South korean, not North Korean=,=.

MODERATOR'S NOTE: Censor bypass removed from topic title.

So, like almost all Montrealers Saturday, i was exited, why? Montreal was playing Phili and like most, i hoped that they would win. Now i didn't get to watch the game, but, i was a patriot and had my jersey, cap and bag with me when i went to see IronMan, wich was damn good alot better than i expected, anyways i watched the movie and got home. Within minutes of taking off the shirt to reveal my portugal shirt i had under that (Since i'm half portugeuse and frankly, i hate my whole familly on the other half, haitians, but whatever), took off my cap, took off my shoes, pet my cats, threw my bag on my and jumped into my chair and turned on my Black Dell inspiron 1420 laptop (i have one black and one brown).

I anxiously waited as Vista home premium started up and opened Mozilla Firefox, typed Facebook and waited (No, i am not a social networking site nutcase, i don't even know why i have facebook...or myspace..).

Then, the first hint of disaster appeared, my youngest uncle had written "It's a sad day in MTL...", i was struck with fear thinking that the Habs had lost, but, i said "Maybe he had a change of heart and went for Phili..?"..

So i turned on my Tv and checked TSN, basketball, RDS...basketball, CTV, some stupid show..I had not found anything at that time..so i waited and played Oblivion GOTY, later on at 11 during the news..it hit, theHabs had lost and where eliminated from the first Stanley Cup (and only) they have participated in since 1992..Before i was born, i was awstruck. "NOOO!" how could we loose...To Phili of all places too, shame on them, not even dominating Boston with a 5-0 helped anyone, shame on them.

But hey! We still have most Stanley Cup victories under our belts, HAHA! But loosing still sucks..

I was looking for something to write about, because i'm bored and...well, i'm just bored=,=

Anyways, i decided on this.

So, i was wondering what other people's opinions are on technology, gaming specificaly. I find it pretty ironic that just a few years back, me not being born, people were cursing the Television, "Television will make you a Zombie!!", yet, today in 2008 or pretty much the 21st century, many of us connot live without it.

I know i can't live without my TV, were will i get my discovery channel, national geographic, CTV newsnet, comedy network and of course, the weather, when i need to get up for school? Nowhere else...ok the internet, but at the moment i'm talking TV. Without it, i can't play my PS3 or my PSP slim on a big screen, my digital camera pictures and movies, my DVDs and Blu-Rays. I am a slave to technology, i have 2 laptops; a macbook pro black with OS X and a Dell inspiron 1420 with Vista, my TV, PS3, PSP, PS2, cell phone, graphics tablet, scanner, printer...Alot, i don't control my gadgets, they control me.

Now, in 2008, humans cannot live without technology, hospitals have it, police have it, firemen have it, we have it. If a giant EMP were to go off and knock all out, most of us would die...or go insane.

So i say, Cheers! to technology and if it screws up...blame it on the human who made it. What's your opinion?