Today was actually an eventful day, thank god, it's about time i had one.

Being a teenager and going to the high school i go to, i learn to hate everyone around me even more (Delightful, init?). I got into a fight today, actually i haven't been in a fight since Secondairy 1. (Grade 7) and I'm currently in Secondairy 3 (Grade 9).

This morning, in my most irritable state, i had slept at my girlfriend's place last night and had to get up earlier to get to school (Which starts at 8:45am). I got my ass out of bed went to the bathroom and on the way resulted in me stepping on the cat and the cat stratching my foot.

When i go to school i waded through the crowd to my locker, now people mess with me, attempting to piss me off since I'm 6'5 and that they think that taking down the tallest will give them glory. So a guy in my **** that i hate very much, was being his usual self disturbing the peace and setting off firecrackers in the hallways in the morning. Great. For the first time i told him to stop it, please. He just said "Dans tes reves" (In your dreams), i called him a piece of **** fartface and that if he did not stop i would shove his glasses into his eyes and set his koran on fire (Always pisses people off, love it). Well he obviously got pissed and threw a punch that caught me in the jaw, i laughed and turned around to face my locker. He then threw an insult that would result in his doom (Humor me?), he called my girlfriend a sluty North korean that should go back to killing her family. Well, i don't take those sort of things lightly and broke his nose, he screamed ow and then i took his arm and bent it behind him and broke his pinky finger, he started crying, finally (Thanks to some TV show i came up with this) i took his bag, took out the firecrackers and stuffed them in his underwear and lit them with my Zippo. I then took a moment to enjoy his crying as the firecracker went off in his pants and his public humiliation.

My whole day was brightened up thanks to him and his exploding pants. And my girlfriend is South korean, not North Korean=,=.

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