When one of your new teachers constantly reminds you of dear old Donald "Ducky" Mallard. The course pseudo-Ducky teaches is called Multiculturalism in South Africa, and all the good man ever does is tell anecdotes about this time when he was in South Africa about so-and-so many years ago, and he met so-and-so and they said this-and-this. I keep waiting for ant-eaten marines to show up in the stories, but they never do, darn it. But then again, I keep waiting for him to say the word "Niblick" or something equally amusing.

Well, at least the thought of him being like Ducky amuses me enough to keep myself awake... *smile* I now know how Jimmy Palmer must feel...