Hello, my lovelies!

Its e3 time again!

Since I like you all, I've decided to name my top 3 games I'd be willing to sell most of my family members for, just for an exclusive peek at, at e3, along with a few tidbits about them, etc. So enjoy, and dont forget to watch all that yummy e3 coverage!

"Gamespot at e3, its the next best thing to sneaking in!"

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Batman: Arkham Asylum

Claim to Fame: Made Adam West a household name.

Probable Zero Punctuation Review: Oh look, a Batman game that's dark and moody! That's never happened before...except in virtually every other Batman game! Why cant Batman fight crime in sunny Florida, for once? He could fight new villains like The Wheezer, and Father Time. And why is Batman so ripped, anyway? Back in my day, Adam West kicked the butts of real villains like Egghead, and he wasnt buff at all. The story also seems silly. Batman gets called to Arkham and has to battle various inmates. Wow..I think I just wet myself. Maybe the game should have been built around Harley Quinn asking The Joker for more money for plastic surgery.

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Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks

Claim to Fame: After donning a curly wig and appearing in the widely unsuccessful "Cabbage Patch Kids" videogame, Link went underground, resurfacing some years later in "The Legend of Zelda". Luckily, that game was much more successful. Link has been in everything, from games to cartoons to comics to adult feature films (wait, scratch that last one). Link has also been immortalized on the Walk of Game. (Its like the Walk of Fame, only nerdier).

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Rock Band: Beatles Edition

Fanboy Rant Example: omg! omg! I cant believe it! One of the best bands in history immortalized in Rock Band! Finally, we get to enjoy songs like "Hey Hey, We're the Monkees!" and "Surfin' USA"! Wait, what?? Okay, okay, but they did "Steam" and "Sledgehammer", right?? .....No way! ...."Like a Virgin"? ...."Vertigo"? .....Damnit! I hate the Beatles!