Happy Monday! (I hate Mondays too). I hope you guys remembered to change your clocks.

Have you guys been following the OctoMom's (sounds like a James Bond villain, doesnt it?) travels? (you know, the lady with six kids, who just had eight more?). Apparently, her publicist (the person who is supposed to improve her public image) said shes a nutjob, and quit, which is kinda funny. They say shes already made around 3 million though, for various tv appearances. You know how shows say they cant pay for her appearance, they get her compensated through other sources. Have you heard the latest OctoMom jokes?

Jon Stewart: "How do you go from six to fourteen? What, is she playing blackjack? I hope she doesnt bust!"

Now they have the Octo breakfast. Its fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the guy sitting next to you pays the bill.