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Ode to Halo 3

Hello nice silly people!

With all the recent blogs/reviews, etc, about Halo 3, I thought I'd join the club and make my own blog about the game. However, after sitting for quite awhile and not finding anything positive to say about the game, I decided on a not so scathing poem, so enjoy, (and yes, this is what comes from days of insomnia hehe!)

I do not like this Halo 3.

I would not buy it, were it free.

I do not like this Master Chief.

For one, he is a weapon thief

He shoots up stuff and runs around.

Picking guns up off the ground

Master Chief is such a tool.

Like I'd ever drink Game fuel.

Plus I think its understood.

That Mountain Dew is not that good.

I do not like him here or there.

For goodness sakes,

He has helmet hair.

For those who dislike my little poem,

And think to tell me such.

I'm sure there will be a Halo 4

That I'll hate just as much.