(Hope these jokes make you smile!)

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Two hunters found a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They managed to kill six. As they were loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said they could only take four moose. Outraged, the hunters objected,

"Last year we killed six, the pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours!"

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and they loaded all six. Even at full power, though, the small plane couldnt handle the load and went down. Somehow, surrounded by moose bodies, the two hunters survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, and looking around, one hunter asked,

"Soo any idea where we are?"

"I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

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A couple in their nineties are both having trouble remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor says they may want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up to go in the kitchen.

"Want anything while I'm in there?" he asks his wife.

"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" , she says.

"Sure."

"Dont you think you should write it down, so you can remember it?" she asks.

"I can remember that."

"Well, I want strawberries on top too. Maybe you should write it down, so you wont forget.", she says.

"I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream, with strawberries on top."

"I also want whipped cream, I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down.", she says.

Irritated, he says, "I dont need to write it down, I can remember it!", Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sakes!"

The man wanders into the kitchen. After about twenty minutes, he returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. After staring at the plate for a moment, she finally asks,

"Where's my toast?"

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