You don't vote for Queens! You need a strange woman who lays in a pond to throw a sword at you! That's the only true basis for a decent system of government!
With my luck, that would end really badly for me, probably forcing me to use the nickname "Nine Toes".
I would like to thank you all for this highly prestigious, meaningless award. Only on OT, (or possibly Gamefaqs) could a former best non raid healer on the Malygos server for 2005 (not that I’m bragging, but I did win it, by a mile), on the World of Warcraft forums rise to glory as your queen.
I would like to thank dave, for without whom, none of this would be possible. I would also like to thank all the trolls, who make OT such an entertaining place to be.
As Queen, I plan to negotiate with other empires, declare war on France, and lower taxes on alcohol (plus I know where Hallenbeck keeps the good stuff).
I’m also gonna need a court jester, someone who doesn’t mind extreme humiliation and light typing. Must be able to multitask taking letters while dodging flying tomatoes, lettuce, onions and cheese. Must also be skilled at making sandwiches at short notice.
In short, while you all may be filthy peasants, you’re MY filthy peasants, and no queen could have asked for a better bunch of filthy peasants than you guys ! (actually, I just like saying filthy peasants,)
yeah, there's a learning curve but once you get to the stage where you can chain him to your bed so he won't run away, you've got it made. Whips and a nice riding crop do help, however.
yeah, there's a learning curve but once you get to the stage where you can chain him to your bed so he won't run away, you've got it made. Whips and a nice riding crop do help, however.
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