ALPha's priceless tip#2: the trick to getting served at bars

Follow these simple instructions:

a)Go in a group of 4 or more (make sure theyre all 21 or over)
b)get a table first, when the waitress asks for drinks, get water with lemons (Everyone else gets alchocal)
c) Move to a different table with the drinks in hand, finish yours and get the rest of your friends
d)at the new table ask for refill of whatever your friend had (in this case vodka + lemonade) (make sure its different waitress)
e) Move to bar seat with drink in hand, make sure introduce yourself to bartender
f)After finishing your 4th galss of vodka and lemonade, proceed to look for amusement
g)Start up a load game of quarters in the middle of the bar
h)Start to taunt the older folk into playing against you
I)if you wiin, they buy u a round; become load and rowdy
j)Make sure everyone in the bar remembers your face and how bad you won the last game
k)Leave a nice tip and get out

So next time everyone remembers you an u wont get carded :P have fun