An non-US citizen goes to an american hotel in California. He didn't speak good english at all, but he knew some words. So he picks up the phone, calls the room service and the waiter at the other side of the phone hears:

"TU TI TU TU TU TU, TU TI TU TU TU TU again and again."

The waiter asks a college and he could't understand a thing neither. As all of the hotel employes try to figure out what the man wants, a cook from the same country with the man asks the waiter to give him the phone. The man hears it once and says:

"I think this man is trying to say : Two tees to 222!"