So, it's been almost two weeks since I've finished school,
and quite a while since I last blogged here.
I got a 34 on my ACT
(just baaaaarely missed getting a 35).
The Saturday after i finished my last exam
(all of which I aced :D),
I flew in to Newark, New Jersey,
and took about an hour bus ride to
the United States Military Academy.
West Point lies on the west bank of the Hudson River,
at the very point where the British ships were stopped en route to New York City.
It's absolutely gorgeous.
(I took the pictures (except the first) with my cell phone, so they aren't the best)
Upon arriving, they gave us a tooooon of stuff.
I got two polos for cl.ass, two t-shirts for PT,
One sweatshirt, one of those string-scrunch bag thingamajigs,
and one 32 oz water bottle.
All of which were UnderArmour.
Although the buildings are gorgeous,
the one thing that sucks about them
is that they have absolutely no cell phone reception.
(because of something like four-foot thick granite walls)
And we barely had any free time.
Anyway, I absolutely loved it.
I loved the camaraderie between the cadre.
The PT sucked, since I'm so out of shape right now,
but I kinda liked it, too, if that makes any sense.
I went to three cl.asses for about five or six hours each
(one per day)
Some of the lectures were extremely boring
(Like sabermetrics -- eugh)
But I also got to shoot a potato gun,
ride on a hoverboard, and be a defense attorney.
(all of my cell pictures are from the central area, btw)
On the last day, we did our military training.
(I hoped that my roomie had her pictures up on facebook
'cause we've got some pretty impressive ones on her camera,
but they aren't there yet...)
We went through different obstacles,
such as one where you have to crawl under barbed wire,
and another dubbed the "Tough Nut"
(I think I have bruises on my pelvic bone from that one
-- thank God I'm not a guy)
We also went through leadership scenario things,
where we had to traverse "minefields" and "electric fences" and such.
I had my first MRE - sloppy joe filling.
It was.... alright.
It would have been better had I been allowed to use the heater that came with it.
But apparently you can make bombs out of MRE heaters,
And they didn't want anyone to burn themselves.
So no hot food for us.
We then learned bayonetting, and ran through an obstacle course to practice it.
The Cadet Sergeant who taught us bayonetting would sound off
"What makes the green grass grow?"
And we had to yell,
"Blood! Blood! Bright red blood!"
A little morbid... :S
Speaking of sounding off, we had a lot of songs we sang while in formation to keep in step.
My favorite is this one,
which exemplifies the joshing attitude between different branches of the military:
Oh, there are no Airborne Rangers in the Air Force
In the Air Force!
Oh, there are no Airborne Rangers in the Air Force
In the Air Force!
'Cause they teach 'em how to fly,
Then they crash and burn and die,
Oh, there are no Airborne Rangers in the Air Force
In the Air Force!
(chorus)
Sing glorious victorious, hey!
One keg of beer for the four of us
Sing glory be to God
That there are no more of us
'Cause one of us could drink it on our own
Damn near
Pass the beer
to the rear
of the company, hey!
Oh, there are no Airborne Rangers in the Navy
In the Navy!
Oh, there are no Airborne Rangers in the Navy
In the Navy!
'Cause they're always off on boats,
Doing God knows what to goats,
Oh, there are no Airborne Rangers in the Navy
In the Navy!
(chorus)
Oh, there are no Airborne Rangers in the Peace Corps
In the Peace Corps!
Oh, there are no Airborne Rangers in the Peace Corps
In the Peace Corps!
'Cause they're off in foreign lands,
Smokin' dope and holdin' hands,
Oh, there are no Airborne Rangers in the Peace Corps
In the Peace Corps!
Log in to comment