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GS, I address you from atop the toilet

I address you, GS, from atop a toilet. The porclean god.You read right, im taking a constitutional. Or, at least I was while i prewrote this. This is either a REAAAALLY long blog, or it could be short and sweet. I've written too many of the latter, so long story it is.I wrote down a list of everything to tell you guys so this will be easy to write. Lemme start at the beginning:Ok, so Im pooping, at a Mavs game. The Mavs are a team from Dallas; and they play basketball. I was invited to go see them, so I went. I went to my seat and the first thing to occur to me was "Great googly moogly, thats a crapload of people." I had a Haruhi Suzumiya moment. (Brownie points if you got the reference.) I marveled at all the people, and this was only like 1/2 of Dallas. I felt so tiny.I soon got over that. I was watching the game and, lo and behold, I saw a friend of mine on the Jumbotron. I immediately texted him. On screen, he checked his phone and saw my text. He smiled at the screen and it made me chuckle.So, back to present time, I walked into the restroom and burst out laughing. On the mirrors infront of the toilets were built in computers! They showed start screens and stuff. I looked at one and it had the blue screen. Technology is hilarious.Oh! Since I got to that topic i might as well address that. I think im REALLY addicted to internet stuff. My phone ran out of power in class this afternoon and I sat in solitude and silence the rest of the day. Even now, im blogging at a Mavs game. (Im doing it so I don't forget stuff) Its getting so bad, after my phone ran outta juice I began reading. (it gets worse) I was deep in one of my books, I talk about books later, and an eerie thought occured, "What if my book turns off?!" I swear, I thought about it for a second. It's scary.Ok, now, to Books.Im reading:John CarterTarzanFangAngelWarriors 1-2 & 3Blade RunnerWar of the Worlds And Night.I have to finish all of these quickly because multiple people recommended these books. They were all like "Have you read _____ yet?" And im like, "No, i was reading ____"Ok, topic change back to MavsAt the halftime show, this AMAZIN lady came on. She was the Limbo world record holder. Let me tell you, she didn't get it for nothing. The best she did was: "She carried two plates of water glasses, an she was blinfolded. The bar was as high as a beer bottle standing upright. O.OShe did it. My jaw fell to the center of the Earth.So, about Trolls. I hate them. At the moment, there is a troll trolling an account of mine of Steam. Im using every technique I know against him. I even tried agreeing with him. I think Im just gonna ignore him. Ideas?Ok, so Im writing a Kingdom Hearts fanfic and I wondered if it was ok if sometimes I held a "vote" for things I couldn't decide on.Back to Mavs, i listened and watched their percussion section, and, no offense, but they sucked. They didn't play anything cool, nor did they do cool tricks, my bands percussion could do better :/Hah, this transition makes sense, about Band...Next week, my band goes to UIL which is some state thing where we learn three songs and they judge our band with a 1-5. One being the best. 5 being "WTF? Why are you in a band?!" It's a tad stressing.Also, coming up is Solo and Ensemble competition. I've practiced my solo, Cantilena for a good time. (Feel freee to google the song) Im not to nervous, as I did well last year.Ok, this is my conclusion:About music, since I came out to my Dad about being a furry, I began listening to song music by a furry, who goes by the name "Renard, NegaRen, Kitsune^2(written kitsune squared), and others" I especially like Kitsune because one, hes the only one Ive heard so far, AND, because he makes Techno/Rave/Videogame/8-bitish music. If you wanna listen, check him out at Vulpvibe, it has all the personas of Renard there.Whew, that as alot to say in one blog. This thing took me an hour to write, no joke, The journey began on the toilet, and ended the same. In the end, the night went splendidly. I was even called a protégé once! *blush* So, Im happy, my Dad's happy, and... I have a crapload of homework due. But, what do I care? :DSee yall later!~Artie