Greta just did a blog with sayings like these, so I did the same:

Here's some from me!

- It's always darkest before dawn. Sleep in.
- Put on tight pants slowly. Trust me on this.
- Another year older, another year wiser... so why do I still have to go to school?
- Just because you are unique, does not mean you are useful.
- Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a second. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
- Is the glass half-empty or half-full? Just stick to bottled water.
- Never, and I mean NEVER - Mix viagra with ex-lax.
- What goes around, comes around - so don't mail anthrax to anyone.
- If life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and tell her to make her own god damn lemonade.
- Need a sandwhich maker? Get a wife.
- A cigarette takes three minutes off your life... because it takes that long to smoke one.
- God gave men both a brain and a penis - but only enough blood to run one at a time.
- Yesderday it was working, today it is not. Microsoft Windows is like that.
- Blue Screen of Death 2007: Three things are certain in life: Death, taxes and lost data... guess which one has occured?
- Imitation may be the greatest form of flattery - but it's still plagarism.

Hope you all enjoyed! :D