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The life of a ladies man...

As many of you know, I am the most awesome ladies man on this board :P (second is Oba). However, I seem to get the :roll: alot (though not as much as Oba). I just wanted to clear some things up with the group I call the "Feminists".

So what is a ladies man?

1) A ladies man is NOT someone who hits on and wants to go out with every women he meets. A ladies man in my book is someone who loves women, respects them, and tends to put subtle compliments into their speech, this is not nessesarilly meant to be a hit on!

2) Age IS a factor, albeit only when the match up is very far apart. Older women are much better in my book, they know more, are more mature and much more fun to be around!

3) Just because I like women dosen't mean I'm a pervert! I hate this the most. I'm a touchy feely person with everyone I know, whether male or female - yet every time I am with a women, I'm accused of being a perv or wanting to go out with them. Affection towards friends does not equal perversian.

4) My additude is most likely a defence mechanism from my childhood. During elementary school, middle school and high school, I was always made fun of about my looks and I hate to see women being put down for theirs'. I find the stick-shaped, pale and boob implanted women in the magazine to be disgusting. Lindsay Lohan? Not hot. Hillary Duff? Not hot. I won't go into details at the sake of it might sound a little perverted, but curvier, more natural women are more attractive to me than any other. I compliment women alot because I think they look better than the models in the magazines.

5) My sarcasm about the group of women myself and Oba call the "League of Feminists" at the "Hall of Mensturation" is just that: sarcasm. It's my sense of humour - I don't mean it, it's just how I (feebly) attempt to get laughs. I don't want people to hate me for having a sense of humour.

So there ya go. My real name is Andrew, I live in Toronto, Canada, and I'm 19 years old (not to mention ugly as SIN). I just wanted everyone to get a clearer sense of who I really am, since many might jump to conclusions about me. This is the deepest I've gone into this subject for awhile and I'd like to know what people think about it. I don't understand Oba, but that dosen't make him any less cool in my book - he speaks his mind, which is more than some other people can say. Maybe this will inspire him to write a similar blog. Men- just like Transformers - are more than meet the eye :P.