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Our Glorious Paths.

I journeyed today, a voyage of self discovery, plundered my thoughts, contemplated my heart, and this is what I have to say.

I was a fool to have tried to believe, that love does not exist, My heart beats every day still for that one special woman in my life. We spent so many happy times together, I remember them clear. Drawing pictures of each other at the beach, gentle whispers shared between two lovers, the softest touches I have ever known, and placing a promise upon her finger.

Our paths were altered, a life called to me, where I thought she could never go. I set her free from me, so she could smile that warm kind smile that I will forever know. I really do love her, and it goes to show, my promises are unbroken, those flames burn brightly still, my heart belongs to her. 

Though I know we cannot be together, my aches and pains are gone, yet my passion will not yeild, I ask only that she be happy, in the life she choose.

BZZT Incoming Transmission BZZT

Video games can be fun, filming is more fun, I have a camera, I like to use it often. I film jackasses, I wan't to get into sports cinemetography, Warren Miller Rocks.

I played CSS today, I got six kills and 40 deaths, I am a newb. F.E.A.R. Scares me, It's hard to play, too many ghosts.

End Transmission

Beware Humans

I've been watching you silly humans at play. I speak to you and warn you of your follies, and yet you allow yourselves to partake in things, utterly stupid. Beware of pheremones at play silly humans. Your emotions are a powerful thing yes, but your mind is the most powerful tool you have, use it for pity sake.

I understand that some of you are looking for that special somebody, it's your lifes desire, but when you do meet someone, and you suffer love at first sight, I have to laugh at your ignorance toward your own self. You silly humans, love does not occur at first sight, in fact, you humans do not even understand love, it's a benevolent concept, a heavenly thing, something in which you humans will never truly appreciate.

When you meet someone, beware your attraction to them is purely hormonal, in fact, until you develop an intellectual relationship with that person, you will have nothing more than hormones to hold you together, and this will lead to disaster, which the majority of you humans suffer, silly humans.

And film is not your friend, with its constant pressuring toward relationships, younger and younger children into desiring relationships, in fact I have known 10 year olds unwittingly destroy their own innocence, because it seemed like the normal kind of thing to do, thanks to film which puts these ideas on display in EVERY SINGLE MOVIE. (I have yet to discover a single movie in existence that lacks romantic elements, the pressure is there, its huge.) (BTB you are all children until you can accept how small and unimportant you really are, until you can accept that your life does not require anything at all to be complete, life simply is, and you humans simply are)

I am God

you are an inferior creature compared to my awesome almighty, nothing can stop my will, for I am God.

Should thou displease me, I will make idle threats of how I shall smite thee, and then chuckle to myself at my awesome lamity.

These are my commandments

The first commandment is that thou shalt playeth the video games!
The second commandment is that thou shalt be drunk at least once a year!
the third commandment is that thou shalt not question thy video games!
The fourth commandment is that thou shalt play a video game while intoxicated at least once a year!
The fifth commandment is that thou shalt find these commandments to be rediculous and not even listen to them!

I, your God and only master sayeth go out and play games, for they will bring you closer to me, your lord GOD

Leeerooooy Nnnnjeeeeenkiiiiins

Wow, indeed he played wow, holy cow, what to do now, should I buy a plow? Do you know how?

I am a Leeeroy

you are unknown

My mission is to protect my country, in order to protect my country I must destroy the enemy. Everything is the enemy, you must be destroyed.

HOLY GUILD WARS!!!!