After I've written this message before 1 hour ago and when I tried to post I got an error and my message was erased :x I decided to give it ago and write it again.
My brother brought home this morning 2 DVDs: The Chronicles of Riddik ( actually it's with a cK but Gamespot bans it because of the d1ck word ) and Blade Trinity which I saw a year ago but I loved the funny lines from the movie.
I decided to post the IMDB plotline because I'm in lack of imagination:
5 years after Pitch Black, the wanted criminal Riddick arrives on a planet called Helion Prime, and finds himself up against an invading empire called the Necromongers, an army that plans to convert or kill all humans in the universe.
I give a 6/10 because the shots are not very well taken, it looks more like a Dune movie. I don't recommend it.
Favourite quotes from Blade 3 (from IMDB) Danica Talos: Tell us about Blade, King. What's this weapon he's planning? Hannibal King: I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is ridiculous. And two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.
Dracula: Blade, ready to die? Blade: I was born ready MF
Dracula: MoFo... I like that.
Danica Talos: Okay King, where is this tracking node of yours? Hannibal King: It's in my left ass cheek. [Danica slaps King in the face] Hannibal King: Fine. It's in my right ass cheek. [Danica slaps King in the face again] Hannibal King: Okay, I'm - okay, seriously now. It's in the meat of my butt, just below the Hello Kitty tattoo. [Danica kicks King in the groin] Hannibal King: Seriously, just pull down my tighty-whities and see for yourself.
Danica Talos: Enough! It's not funny anymore! Hannibal King: No, it's not, you horse-humping b1tch! But it will be in a few seconds from now. See, that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now? [Asher, Jarko, and Danica start coughing] Hannibal King: That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling cun7 [Jarko and Asher cough harder] Hannibal King: Which means the fat lady should be singing, right... about... now! [pause where nothing happens] Hannibal King: Heh, this is awkward. [still nothing] Hannibal King: Do you have a cell phone?
Hannibal King: Her name is Danica Talos. You met her earlier. And unlike typical vampires, her fangs are located in her vagina. [uncomfortable pause] Hannibal King: Moving on...
Danica Talos: [licking one of Hannibal's wounds] You're tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough fatty acids in your diet? Have you tried lake trout? Mackerel? Hannibal King: How about you take a sugar-frosted F*Ck off the end of my d1ck? Danica Talos: And how about everyone here not saying the word "d1ck" anymore? It provokes my envy.
Dr. Edgar Vance: What's the date today? Can you tell me what day it is? Blade: [declines to answer] Dr. Edgar Vance: What about the president? Surely you know that? Can you tell me who's in the White House? Blade: An a55h0le
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