Here's just a couple of quotes and I recently decided to getone of those board banners so here it is:

When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye!

Fight the rich not there wars

Killing people is not the solution it's the problem

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives

Duct tape is like 'the force, it has a dark side, a light side and it holds the universe together

Coffee just isn't my cup of tea

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?

Silence is Golden and Duct tape is Silver

I cut my finger. That's tragedy. A man walks into an open sewer and dies. That's comedy.