Here are some quotes:

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't

BRB has lost all meaning......since when did BRB mean "Be back in four hours after lunch?"

The Vending Machine Theory: "Stuff tastes better when it falls."

Don't drink water - fish have sex in it

I'm not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black people

You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

I live in Australia and the majority of the populatio follow asport in my country and it'sAFL, (Australian football league) I barrack for the West Coast Eagles, my favourite player would be Ben Cousins. He hasnt played all year to substance abuse. He went over to L.A and received treatment for over three months. Now Ben is back and cleared for training and may be ellagble to play this week against Brisabne. Although his position has been filled by an excellent player, Matthew Priddis I shall be glad for the return of Ben Cousins.

Ben Cousins Ben Cousins (left) and the skipper Chris Judd (right) with the premiship cup in 06