I...lost...I lost...I lost the title...I am no longer the president of the Kangaroo Crew...this cannot be...this cannot be!

I lost my glorious title of king. Found myself being challenged to a raping contest by some strange fellow. I thought it would be fun moping the floor with some outsider far in over his head. But His skill was great. He was everywhere on the girl! It seemed like he was caressing every part of her body (especially her pelvic area if you catch my drift). I felt so inferior. So weak...my title was stripped from me, and I was thrown of the face of the Kangaroo Crew kingdom.

As a last request, I wished to know the name of the one who defeated me so easily...

It was...

Optimus Prime

As of right now, my feet hurt so bad. I was walking all day yesterday, and today I was so sore. I knew I shoulda bought that pimp cane from the dollar store.

Enjoy this pic:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/BakedPotatoWithButter.jpg

Shabam!...

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