as the ps3 is just out of the womb, and cannot walk and talk yet, does that make the wii a brilliant baby genius or what?

and seeing as the xbox has got over a year on the ps3, does that mean the ps3 will be playing catch up until it starts packing on muscles and getting a growth spurt in its teenage years?

im not waiting like 13 years for that to happen. chances are we would have seen another two generations of consoles in that time.

 similies, metaphors and analogies. doncha just love em?

were you yankin chains when you said you got the red ring of death or were you for real? if my 360 broke it would be enough to make me join a gang and start a life of crime... oh wait yeah you been there done that huh.

i wouldnt wrap it in a towel, osama style, it would only heat it up more, unless its wet. in which case it will cool it down as it kills it in a different way. mine has shown me the ring a loads of times, sometimes it just gets its once a month red mood swing, no big whoop. if its serious then you only got a few options.

1. Job: easier said than got. goddamn man trying to keep me down etc.

2. Welfare: aint worth the paper i printed this post on.

3. bum off of relatives & friends: not very likely is it? money to burn then maybe.

4. sob story to MS: they do have money to burn, but thats because they dont just well up with tears at every sob story they hear and cave in to people with busted xboxs demanding they be fixed for free. go figure.

5. gang bangin for old times sake: it would basically be Grand theft auto but with better graphics right?

its that or becoming a manwhore. what will one man do for an xbox i wonder?

so you a viva pinata kinda guy or what? I imagine saints row doesnt really 'do' it for ya, step down in realism and all.

My 360 saved my life, by making me stay indoors all day on live, avoiding the sun, UV rays and the resulting skin cancer. it also meant that i wasnt hit by a car, or blindsided in any barfights. Naturally i have met no women and contracted no HIV.

on the downside, i may well die of heart disease from lack of movement. perhaps i should invest in a wii?