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Granny salad

When you think of salad, you instantly get a vision of lettuce, tomatoes, and other delish veggies. But salad with egg and meat? It's more likely than you think.

My sister went over to my grandmother's house last week in hopes of having a slice of the rich Queen Anne cake that she made. She was in for a surprise when my grandmother offered her salad.

What was in it? Turkey, ham, deviled eggs, and broccoli all blended and mushed together.

Disgusting, m I rite?

"Satan on Campus"

So I see all sorts of advertisements of Christ on Campus on the school newscast and walls. Earlier this year, I envisioned a group for Satanists and like-minded people to get together in a social group in and out of school, perhaps at clubs and a Satanic Bowling League. This was part of my plan for NIOT and to expand The Satanist Union in a way I could make self-profit off of (something that would actually amount to anything in my life). So I got thinking and it's gonna be "Satan on Campus," just to get the bastards what they dread.

Any advertising suggestions?