To be honest, it was awkward for me (also) because I was expecting an older gentleman to come in.

Instead I got this beautiful young woman who told me I should get some blood work done to see if my cholesterol was high, etc.

Would you want your doctor to be hot or not.

Had one see me; thought she was a nurse.

And by hot, I mean she was a 10.

Which of the two strikes you as hotter, left or right:

The girl exists but my suggested "approaches" do not.

Was definitely fishing for "suggestions", haha.

I am not 10 years old; I am eleventy years old, okay?

But what about:

"Hey baby, do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine."

How do I get her attention?

Should I make fun of everyone who is different, be the loudest (in the employee lounge), and essentially convey alpha male-ism? Or should I sneak up behind her, sniff her, then tell her she smells nice?

She just entered the room, what do I do?

What's your move?

Will I impress her with my 23 lbs bicep curl and two toned headband?

Let's hear it.

Update: She's a blond; and now she's brought in an equally hot brunette friend.