Lilo and stitch.

I don't eat anything which originates from a pig. No Pork, no Ham and no Bacon.

'Community' and 'Glee' are all I need to keep me occupied.

Is it just me that finds her sexually appealing?

Wow, why would she want to ruin her already perfect physique? I mean, at the moment i'd tap dat', but more weight could turn me off.

I'd literally pay 100 dollars to see Beyonce nude. Hell, i'd pay to see Meryl Streep nude. Wow, i really need to find myself a girlfriend.......

I play my 360 more due to having a larger library of 360 games in my collection, however, i have recently been playing my ps3 a substantial amount more as opposed to my 360 due to the release of FF.

I walked out whilst watching Avatar. I realized that it was a pocahontas spin-off and became agitated, which conclusively lead towards me walking out.

I have first hand experience, and i assure you that Nintendo are an evil, demonic company. Don't worry, i have claims to substantiate this assumption, something that i hope will transcend towards making sure that you are all plagued with a rage of hatred towards Nintendo itself. It's a sad story, a story about a young man with a dream. It was 2 (roughly) years ago to be precise.

I sprinted towards my local game store in excitement, as Super Mario Galaxy had just been released. I was lavished with an undeniable amount of joy.I approached the store, and firmly gripped my hands on the door handle, and vividly opened it in an ecstatic manner. I couldn't believe it, Shigeru Miyamoto was in the store!!!I anxiously approached him, and asked for his autograph. "NO," said Shigeru in a vigorous tone. I asked him why he refused to give me his autograph, and he simply said, "go home." Was it because i was wearing a Master Chief top? Everyone in the store laughed at me, and i ran home as fast as i could. I finally acknowledged what 'depression' actually was, and it was my first time experiencing it. He use to be my hero, but from that day i made an oath, a resolution that i would NEVER purchase a Nintendo product again. This my friends, is why Nintendo is Evil.

For some reason this story was locked in system wars. I feel that everyone should be given a chance to read this tragic tail, and in response, hopefully you will all refrain from buying Nintendo products. This story is 100% true, and i couldn't care less if you don't believe me.

Yep, this fatty seems to be infatuated with me, and continuously blows me kisses every time i look in her direction (which is not a recurring theme). So i was walking home the other day, listening to some Akon on my newly bought Ipod (some jackass stole my other ipod), and BAAAAM!!!! The fat girls brother comes out of nowhere, grabs me (he's 22 years old whilst i'm 16), takes the Ipod and says, "you better go out with my sister, or your not getting this back." Than he inserts my head phone's into his ear drum and laughs at me for listening to Akon, seriously, WTF has Akon ever done to him??? So i'm in a no-win situation here, and i'm currently un-able to formulate a constructive plan in order to get my ipod back, and i really don't want to go out with thisbeast. What do i do???