Yeah, sorry about the whole 'no blog in two months' thing. I've been really busy with just everyday life. Regardless of being busy, nothing really worth pointing out on here has happened (thus no blogs). So, to prove to you guys that I didn't fall off a cliff, I'll just post a fun blog.

Well, I came across a few funny quotations today. I'm sure some of you have heard of these before. Anyways, here goes.

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
~Charles Schulz

"Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines."
~Jason Hutchison

"He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed."
~Harry Kalas

"I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes."
~Author Unknown

"Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years."
~Author Unknown

"A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name."
~Evan Esar

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."
~Carl Zwanzig

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
~Author Unknown

"Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off."
~Author Unknown

"A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now."
~Author Unknown

"Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to weave."
~Mignon McLaughlin

"I plan on living forever. So far, so good."
~Author Unknown

QUESTION TO ANSWER: Which of these (if any) did you like the most?

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